nneighborhoodcryptidd

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I hate when men know they’re cute get back in the cage

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A catagory 6 cunt quake in computer city has left my haters dead & shit

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people are so quick to jump to hyperfemininity = for the male gaze and as a lesbian i don't really see it that way at aaaaall. from my impression the "ideal fantasy" for men isn't frills and lace and lots of blush and outrageous displays of femininity (in fact many men seem to openly hate this) its actually like... "hot but (pseudo) effortless" girl next door who has cool relatable men-associated interests (but doesn't know more about than him so he can teach her about them of course), unnaturally-curvy-skinny "cool girl that can hang with the guys" but isn't TOO outspoken, doesn't wear too much makeup that she's intimidating or unrelatable, isn't too ~vain~ or into shopping, not too sexually promiscuous looking but secretly hypersexual (but coy and chill about it) and dresses in like. tight denim jeans and a basic white tee shirt 2x too small for her.

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i’m like if an angel fell from heaven and got insanely fucked up from the impact

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you infuriate me but thats how i know you're wise and correct

that’s kind of my thing like that’s my schtick i’m bitchy and annoying but ultimately i’m looking out for you and coming from a place of love and wisdom

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THE SOPRANOS 1.02: 46 Long ⇆ 1.10: A Hit Is a Hit

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Tony Soprano

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The sopranos is primarily about silvio serving five times as much cunt as the entire rest of the cast combined all episode every episode

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so real

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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

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Chris and Pauline pine barrens