only post hard shit on facebook i.e. “steppin out for a cig” “bout to bust this hoe head” “bout to commit a hate crime” “basking in melancholy” things like that. keep ur lame ass thoughts and feelings for ur journals or do the healthy thing and dont let the weak shit manifest itself in writing dont even acknowledge ur feelings if ur feeling sad deny it tell ur self it’s beezlebub at it again. sadness is the 1st step to gayness.
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Stoppage in the ufc women's fight just now from a titty punch
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this cunt says absolutely nothing. one time i made a colleague so unbelievably mad at me because i said teslas are bullshit cars and elon musks is a retard (also i told him that vaping is worse for you than ciggies while he was vaping)
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australian schoolkids when they sing "it's a long way, to the shop if you wanna sausage roll" instead of the actual words
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Partial list of shit birds of Australia
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Australia really has some shithouse birds
Australasian Swamphen (Porphyrio m. melanotus), mother and chick, family Rallidae, order Gruiformes, Western Australia
photograph by Matt Laughton
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if it was possible, id prefer not to train mma with women
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Come on. Propagate faster
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Coach asked me where I was last week so told him I had the flu and he called me a pussy. I was like wtf do you want me to come make you sick. Complete confidence "I wouldn't get sick"
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found some 59 year old guy who plans to enter a karate competition (from a preliminary google it appears to be a big deal event in the sport karate world)
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Having one of my more "joe rogan listener"esque culinary moments
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they will be able to milk this topic for years but its never gonna get better than the genesis of julius.jpg (insight fat fighters on sbs)
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Catastrophic plumbing event at my house tonight direct result of my room-mates not mentioning the toilet wasn't flushing properly while me and my gf were away for two weeks
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