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Roses and Regret

"I know who you really are!" The gnome shouted at the dark figure that towered over her. She balled up her fists as the figure chuckled at her remark.

"Oh, do tell me then, who am I" with each word, his voice contorted and deepened. His rose red eyes glowed menacingly as he approached her.

"You're a sad, sad spirit, that's so lost" Shrub backed away from Xornoth as he loomed over her, "and you keep being reborn so angry because no one EVER LOVED YOU!!”

He cackled like thunder, loud and bold. He grimaced at the gnome’s words, “Why would I even need love when I can do THIS.” He shot a beam of twisting red and black thunder, giving a hard impact to her head, making her stumble.

The grass seemingly swayed under her feet, everything around moved and twisted unnaturally, she clutched her head as she felt pain flood her body. Shrub fell down to the soft soil, Xornoth who loomed over her menacingly before now had a face of regret. He couldn’t regret what he was doing, after all, he wiped out the gnome population so easily, he was made to rule Rivendell but, everything hurt.

Yes everything was different, but it was supposed be a good type of new, yet his magic felt like it was encasing his heart in red vines, crushing it so agonizingly slow. He was supposed to feel better, stronger and more valiant, but he felt like everything could hurt him so much more, was this the price for more power?

The gnome was knocked out cold, a small bit of red trailing down her forehead. As he approached the small figure, he placed a clawed finger onto the red substance, blood. The blood trickled down his finger onto the soft grass, he now noticed that his hand, his dark clawed fingers faded into a light pale ivory.

Drip

Drip

Drip

The darkness that once enveloped Xornoth had started falling, slipping away from him. He stood, looking at his pale ivory hand, then rushing towards the small pond to see himself. The darkness fell and trickled off of part of his face, he had caramel brown hair and light hazel eyes?

He could barely remember who he was before, before he met Exor. Exor gifted him powers and all he could want, but he felt empty. Everything that Exor gave him was so artificial and fake, they didn’t feel like he properly earned or deserved everything that was handed to him but Exor insisted.

After all you are it’s future ruler, so you deserve everything to destroy and ensure that titles will still be yours

And if you doubt this, I’ll gladly give this role to the next successor once you DECAY WITHOUT MY GUIDANCE!!

Exor screamed through Xornoth’s head, he didn’t want to be a tyrant, he just wanted to be safe and treated like a proper elf instead of a misfortune. He was nothing but ‘a harm to the throne and it’s people’ but he wanted to provide and protect them, yet he was exiled. Would he truly decay without Exor, be nothing but a fallen prince with nothing to his name.

So he fled, into the thick oak and birch forests, the tree’s canopy above gave him a sense of comfort. He’d rather be thrown and sacrificed to the wolves to be something that harms his family, his brother.

Brother?

He had a brother? Everything was frizzing and buzzing in a chaotic harmony, all around him flooded his mind, sensing the growls of wolves, the texture of the grass under him, the slow bristles of the leaves around them. Being aware of everything hurt, it echoed in his mind constantly, the more he ran the more deep sludge slipped and dropped off Xornoth in a trail.

He ran till he couldn’t, till he felt even the smallest breeze could break him like glass. He tumbled down onto the grass, the deep muddy texture relaxing and his mind cleared and darkened. Till everything was silent.

He laid there covered in mud, surrounded by blossoming roses and poppies, he would’ve been completely hidden if not his bright caramel hair in contrast to the deep green of the soft grass.

A remake of the really terrible one I did before, I will redo the second part and then add a link! Do expect Afterlife content tho after this

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MMM

MOON MAN

(suprisingly alive)

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What are cute little treats everyone has bought for themselves recently

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I promised I’d draw O!Scott as if his skin has a dress and I did it

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Reblog to give your followers a diamond or feel free to take it for your troubles

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Chorus juice? I think on the inside their like pomegranate, so you take the individual fruits or ig, and use a brewing stand, basically a teleportation potion,and teleports you 5 blocks into the area your looking at, fun fact pomegranates crack open when it starts raining and when their big enough.

what do they drink in minecraft

let's face it, the variety of drinks available in canon minecraft is very disappointing. plain water, potions, and.... that's it. luckily, we have the base ingredients, so let's theorize what players would actually drink in minecraft (using only canon-available ingredients), and go a little bit beyond the obvious hot chocolate.

dandelion-glistering melon tea- dandelion tea already exists IRL, so it's clear that people would drink it here. it's earthy, mild, and good either hot or iced. mixing it with glistering melon would provide obvious health benefits, but it would also add more sweetness.

fruit juices- melon, glistering melon, apple, berry, and even carrot juice are all available and very tasty! maybe golden carrot juice would be the minecraft version of soylent?

pine-sweetberry tea- pine tea has a really intense flavor, so i'd imagine it's often cut with sweet berries to make it more palatable. it's high in tannins- the thing that makes black tea and red wine taste "dry"- which further makes it hard to like. however, if you live in a cold area, you're bound to start liking it sooner or later.

oxeye daisy tea- as a close cousin of chamomile, oxeye daisies can also be used in tea and have a similar taste! add in some honey and milk for a good bedtime drink.

netherwart tea- i hc this as tasting like licorice, but salty and sour. it's probably incredibly offputting, but experienced brewers would find the taste enjoyable. it also probably interacts terribly with potions unless you know what you're doing, making this truly a drink for potionmasters only.

cinnamon-blaze tea- expanding on the idea of potion-teas, blaze tea is strongly spicy and intense. though the pure version is enjoyed by potioneers as a mark of their devotion to the craft, it's often cut with the soft, inner bark of the jungle tree- aka, with cinnamon! the sweet, gentler spice of cinnamon provides a better main show for the eye-watering burn of blaze powder to fade into, making it a more palatable drink.

mulled apple cider- apple juice is an obvious jumping off point, but assuming that jungle trees are cinnamon, mulled apple cider would be an excellent warm drink! sweet, spiced, and cozy, this would be a favorite for those in colder areas.

rosehip tea- this is one you've probably heard of in real life! since we have access to roses, rosehips are a natural conclusion. rosehips are the sweet fruit of rosebushes, and their tea is very tasty indeed.

dandelion wine- a ferment made of dandelion flowers, honey, and water. this has a very low alcohol content, and people usually drink it for the taste. it looks like sunlight! emmymade has a really good video on it

beer- hops is not actually a necessity in the brewing process, and a mixture of boiled herbs called gruit was used before it. therefore, alcohol in its most familiar form is readily available to minecraft people!

cider- fermented fruit drinks are also available! made with apples, berries, or even melons, fermenting fruit and then filtering it is a centuries-old concept, and anyone can do it, though with some risk to their liver.

other edible flowers in minecraft are cornflowers, lilacs, peonies (notable for being candied and eaten by certain chinese cultures!), azure bluets, and tulips (which have a sweet and milky tasting bulb when eaten fresh). not all of these would be good in tea, but instead would be better in salads, candied as snacks, or used in sweets. the exception to this is alliums, which are actually wild onions/garlic. the entire plant is edible, and would be a fantastic accompaniment to any savory dish.

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Its now the law, we have

i think if aimsey kills someone we should let her

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WAKE UP BABE TECHNO MERCH IS DROPPING

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uh oh! you just got MOOMINLOAFED! reblog this post to totally MOOMINLOAF! OTHERS!

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Do you have Origin designs of Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo[Bench Trio]?

i do now.

anyway. raptor tommy, anyone?

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I propose that Puffy gets c!tubbo bangs. I propose she no longer sees. At all.

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Mangrovia the empire of the viewers my beloved!

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Caption Puffer <33

bap 4 better quality, reblogs help me a whole bunch so please do, also leave your little thought in the notes because i LOVE Reading those. Anyway, have a berry 🍓—(^‿^)

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An artist : Aw man! I saw my arts were reposted on Instagram. I’ve asked them to take my arts down but they ignored me.

Me : Say no more! Click this link, then click ‘fill out this form’. Fill the form and wait for about 1-2 days, the staffs will remove the image you were reporting from the reposter’s account :^)

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hello people today i ask: what is your favorite artificial flavor, generally? like if you’re having a new artificially flavored thing and need to pick a standard flavor, what are you going for?