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high five cause my neck hurts so bad from almost ripping a damn muscle- 💔

“That’s concerning.,but high five!!”

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accurate? j/

he frowned. His eyebrows narrowed down as far as possible.

“no, I don’t have fucking little man syndrome. That shit isn’t fucking real, and it’s made up.”

He crosses his arms with a huff.

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Oh, almost forgot... Dimitri ^^

“Yeah, I thought so.”

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*AHEM*

Stone

Skipp

Pebble

Henry

Cashier

Red

TRY AND BEAT THAT!!! >:3

“Mhm.,,sure.”

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I’m back I don’t be knowing what to say to you so I just disappear sometimes

“Oh hey. Welcome back”

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I’ve been shipped with MORE than 4 different people, ACKSHUALLY ☝️🤓

“Oh yeah, punkass? Name em’ then.”

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well, I have more POTENTIAL to GET bitches than you. how about that? :3

“Im sorry, have ya been shipped with 4 different people? Didn’t think so.”

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HEY I HAVE BITCHES >:[

...

*sobs on the floor*

”my point exactly.”

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you're so fun to pick on but at the same time i feel back

“Mhm. So I’ve been told. But don’t feel bad, kid. I’ve been through far worse, and yer probably my favourite asker.”

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Who is the poor soul going on a date with the mayor of “ ur ass reeks republic “??? 😭

”I’ll have ya know, he didn’t mind my appearance one bit. In fact, I feel as if he was highly attracted to it. So jokes on you.”

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*steals all yer bitches* Oh wait... I can’t steal something that doesn’t exist! 🤓

“har, har. I Honeslty doubt yer anonymous ass can be talkin’. At least I’m being honest on who I am.”

He looked miserably tired. Augh. Partying all night with his goons maybe wasn’t the best idea.

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How do you manage to paint your nails black? Or do you have some kind of infection going on?

currently, he was using one of his hands to pick stuff out of his teeth. he stops to take a look at his nails. Looking a bit.. concentrated? Hm. Who knew he that setting!

“hm. Well, yeah. Bit of both, actually.”

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high five cause i don't feel good and i can't get out of bed or eat 😃

“Mhmm…I think we both need the luck, eh?”

Regardless, he does give you a high five.

“Wishin’ ya luck, pal.”

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(I feel like I’m being annoying by asking something twice in a week but here goes)

would you care for some garlic bread

((nah Dw man ur all good lol))

“Mhmm. Not today, pal. gotta hot date tonight.”

Maybe he wasn’t kidding. His hair was slightly styled, and he was even wearing some sort of trashy suit. damn.

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remember this

”unfortunately.”

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[hands u a cupcake bc y not]

He eats it in one chomp. With his large, sharp teeth.

Ditch wipes his mouth with his sleeve

“Thanks, pal. Hadn’t had one of em’ in a hot minute!”

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high five :)

“YEAAHH!!!”

he whacks your hand with hop, a overly proud grin slapped on his face.