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* starts playing a game of tic tac toe on his big ahh forehead *

he bites ur arm

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U are in desperate need of better style bc the burlap sacks u call shoes and pants just ain’t it brother

* snaps fingers and suddenly he has new pairs of boots with spikes on them for flair*

He’s confused

“??? Thanks I guess??”

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Umm Teletubbies is right over there, buddy

“The What.”

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because.... it’d make me happy..? :>

“Be unhappy then”

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These are your future  kids vinnie you’re married to her in the future. She hates you. You got a daughter. She’s your favorite. You got a son that hates you. Vinnie favorite mama’s boy and you’re the bad father here so what would you think about that 

insert sleeping noises

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She said she don’t miss that big ahh forehead😭😭😭

“TS-! MY FOREHEAD IS AVERAGE!!”

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Now I wonder why Vinnie don’t wanna get back with you 

“You and me both, pal. I’m the whole package deal 50% off.”

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awww c’mon..! can i kill u just a liiiittttllleeee..? :>

“Annddd why would I let you do that, exactly?”

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c-can I kill u..? p-pwetty pwease..?? 🥺👉👈

“…”

“…no?”

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made a map for my ramshackle moth Au YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH

(It took so long to make 🥲)

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DITCH

DITCH BALL

DITCH BALL I MUST ASK U A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION

he rolls his eyes.

“shoot, I guess.”

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Should i beat my opposite gender aunt up? [I forgot the word]

“kid that’s a little…harsh?”

Ditch pauses. Then immediately bursts out laughing

“I mean, I never say no to violence. Do it, kid.”

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Now I wonder why everyone hates you…

“people love me, pal.”

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Say hi to ryoba aishi the mother of ayano aishi!

He grins, leaning in closer.

“Hey, good lookin’.”

He winks

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Look at my dog  ain’t he cute?❤️

“I guess. Pretty small though, aye?”

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you made the right decision ^^ (well... for you, at least... :>)

“…right.”

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Take the Kitcat or else you’re dead darling~

“Uhm. No.”