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Look at me, glowing, thriving. My nose in other people’s business. Exactly where it should be.

Apollo in the Forge of Vulcan, Diego Velázquez, circa. 1659

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Lester’s mortal days—

Chaos, quests, and bad haikus.

I kinda miss that.

(Yeah, yeah. Haiku’s not my thing.

I save gods, not write poems— but you still get the point. Miss you, Sunny.)

— @hexpect-the-worst

Not the deadnaming 💀

My haikus are wonderful

I’ll fight you on that

Your haiku was actually fine! Except for the fact you called me Lester and insulted my haikus 😠 And it was a bit plain…but still a 7/10! But at least I don’t need rescuing up here in the sky driving, which is a shock given how beautiful I am

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have you ever watched jojos bizarre adventure… every in that show is so fabulous… especially Josuke he lowk reminds me of you

za warudo ❤️

Of course I’ve watched Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, though personally I believe I’m much better than Josuke, he hardly seems artistic enough

Perhaps Rohan, though I am also fond of Kars…for entirely different reasons

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the real question is, how many ibuprofen is too many before it's needed tho 😭

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( Ꮚ ´ ꒳ ` Ꮚ sheep

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Not more than the recommended amount really. Two for mortals and four for demi-gods

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Mortals/half-bloods praying to me is sometimes funny, and yes, I hear all of them.

I also don’t answer most of them because I could cure your headache. Easily. But I would like you to just try ibuprofen first. Unless your request comes either an offering of skittles, then I’m willing to hear you out

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My kids are able to do this, in a way

And so are you actually! See this is called violence, and anyone can do it easily 💛☀️

Consider: Apollo kids being able to unheal people. Like, they can touch someone and just, reverse the healing of wounds, like causing scars to revert back to fresh open wounds, or making someone’s bone unmend until it’s broken again

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-greek god of beans

Kyamites???

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so u DO gaf

ha

I do in fact gaf

I g so much of af

I have to, because in some part poetry is giving enough of af to write things down it is quite literally my job to gaf

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This is very true, however do not forget also

Human body hurts in random places at random times for not a single reason that is fair

Really I’m amazed, how do you all live? Are you just existing tired all the time?

The real Trials of Apollo:

Human body needs food

Human body needs water

Human body needs sleep

Human body wounds don't heal instantly

Human body is inconvenient as fuck

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I do write exceptional books really, as I do songs

I highly encourage all you that refuse to read them to do so

I went through quite a lot for some of you to just “refuse to read them” 😒

People refusing to read trail of apollo pains me, it's literally so much better then the others

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Ha! That’s such a silly question to ask, it shouldn’t even be necessary

Of course I’m not 😊

apollo/Lester listens to perfect day despite the fact his life is actively going downhill

He's just like me frfr

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Because for those three minutes and twenty seven seconds it feels like indeed, the perfect day

apollo/Lester listens to perfect day despite the fact his life is actively going downhill

He's just like me frfr

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This is lies and slander I believe

I am cool, before and after my trials, my coolness factor during the actual trials however are irrelevant

Even pre ToA Apollo is so deeply uncool I love him.

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I got better! I’m better at romance now

At least to the point where no one else has joined the hunters because of me…

pov your name is lester papadopoulos and you just rizzed someone so bad she swore off all romance forever

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This is pretty much exactly how Meg was the entire time…

At the time it was annoying but now I miss it

(I am also painted in a far more flattering light. My Lester form sadly had far worse skin)

Them

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I’m still alive, and indeed do love fan fiction

RIP Apollo. He would've loved fan fiction

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Haley is desperate, and so he tries to talk to his supposed godly father,even though he doesn't know where he is or if he'll hear him, he tries.

"Father- sorry um I don't know if I can call you that. Apollo, I don't know if you will hear me but if you do, please help me find where I can go."

Of course you can call me Father. Or Dad. Really whichever you choose, I’m not picky.

I usually don’t deal in travel, but I’ve been everywhere so of course I can guide you. What sort of place do you seek my son?