self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism
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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2
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oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave
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Sequences from my finished animation. Inspired by a dog named Teacake.
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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt
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reasons i haven’t replied back:
- i’m socially exhausted
- i don’t have the time right now
- i don’t know how to reply
- i have a bad memory and got distracted
- i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise
not reasons i haven’t replied back:
- i’m ignoring you just because
- i hate you
- i’m fed up with you
- i don’t want to be your friend anymore
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community notes are so brutal. tumblr needs to add that feature to escalate our pvp capabilities
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survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat
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R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit
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cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin
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Furthermore whoever removed the audio jack from phones should be grilled in front of congress. The fact that I need a dongle to listen to music on a modern telephone while 20 years ago I could have simply plugged a universally standardized cord into the audio jack everyone knew how to use is an anti-human move that should be punished.
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has anybody else been struggling with thoughts
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