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Skye: Where do babies come form? Simple! A porg army carries a baby and delivers it to its parents.

Valen: thats not where babies come from skye they come from-

Ari: *covers valens mouth* no no skye's right lets hear her out

Valen: ...what-

Skye: so then the porgs leave it in a basket at the door step and BOOM a baby.

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Kyrin: ew why are you so old

Skye: ... okay you know what-

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Felix: how did you get tangled in all this rope and hanging from the roof?

Skye: i was playing hangman with friends.

Felix: what friends?

Skye: THATS the question you ask?!

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Onyx: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Milo: It was me...

Onyx: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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Milo: I owe you one.

Onyx: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

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Milo: That was so hot, Onyx.

Onyx: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Milo: I'm so in love with you.

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Random person: alright Skye you have all types of childhood trauma- and now trauma and issues and you always get in trouble so you need a nice good sweet person to love you and keep you out of trouble.

Skye: alright! what are my choices?

Random person: well we have them...them- them oh and them i dont suggest the last one there just as bad as you.

*ari, the last one*: hello

Skye: ill take the last one

Random person: *sighs*

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Jaden: “do you ever want to marry someone when you get older?”

Skye: “hmm- i dont know”

Jaden: “how do you not know-”

Skye: “ i dont know” 

Jaden: ...

Skye: :)

Jaden: “why do i even try talking to you-”

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Rayne: would you ever kill someone?

Skye: yes

Rayne: oh great cause killing is ba- wait what?

Skye: I would. Id kill someone. If it came to them like hurting someone I care about I mean.

Rayne: ...

Skye: so watch your self >.>

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Skye, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Ari.

Ari: How did you do that without turning around?

Skye: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

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Skye: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Rayne: Isn't that just killing people?

Skye: Ah, technicality.

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Skye: Am I in trouble?

Rayne: Take a guess.

Skye: No?

Rayne: Take another guess.

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Anthony: What do yo see in that stupid kid?\

Skye: valen isn't stupid!

Anthony: no the other one

Skye: oh Ari? *pulls out a list* sit down this might take a bit

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Rayne: are you excited your getting married kiddo?

Skye confused: Wait im getting married?

Rayne: Skye-

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Ari: I know you snuck out last night Cooper

Skye thinking: play dumb!

Ari: so what do you have to say?

Skye: who's cooper

Skye thinking: *not that dumb!* -runs-

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Skye: I am a lone wolf! A loner who needs no love! A- a um..a

Valen walking over waving: Skye! Hello!

Ari following: Cooper

Skye: ... So i might have lied

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Skye: *Accidentally hits Ari in the face*

Skye: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*

Skye: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Ari: What’s wrong with you?!