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i will lick yuour Poosay for €4.

Whaddaye say?

Sloppy Astyle??

(quite an alluring ofer if i do sayso myzelf……..

line 1: german pervert

line 2: scottish pervert

line 3: italian pervert

line 4: average frenchman

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Donkey Kong-themed "relationship tip for gamers" posted on Nintendo's official Facebook account in 2013.

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gadzooks! my game? It be'eth changed!

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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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nice pair of characters who trust each other more than anyone else in the whole entire world it would sure be a shame if one of them betrayed that trust for the sake of trying to keep the other alive. it would sure be a shame to love someone so much you destroy them

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the part that scares me most about the supernatural fandom is when they need a certain gif to add to a post they know exactly where to find it or know exactly what episode of any of the nine whole seasons to make one

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There's much more jizz in a sperm bank than in a regular set of balls. So if you see some jizz you might think "that came from a sperm bank, surely". But in fact balls are far more common than sperm banks. So in the end it's more likely it came directly from some balls. Bayes theorem.

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Literal TEARS in my eyes rn

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This is a ‘glench’ and

This is a ‘glench’ and it is so small that you can’t see it

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What would you say is the funniest heresy?

Probably docetism. Christ had no body he was a ghost. The Romans crucified a hologram.

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imagine studying the exact nature of the madness network for hundreds of years and then you find out it's just malkav. I'd be so mad.

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