Drunk me didn鈥檛 have a cork but apparently is a fucking innovator
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Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding
Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom鈥檚 bride is a whore: Oh you haven鈥檛 heard?
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Tolmie Peak Lookout, Mount Rainier (Oct. 20, 2015)
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