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Unmute !

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ONCE AGAAAAAAINNN tubbo is collateral . NO ONE cares about how things affect tubbo NO ONE cares about tubbo. michael is kidnapped to scare ranboo and NO one thinks about how it will hurt tubbo. ranboo is killed to coerce dream and no one thinks about how it will hurt tubbo. tubbo is literally almost murdered during the final disc war, there's a knife at his throat, and he's just being used to manipulate tommy.

AND NOWWWW tubbo is taking care of quackitys horse and is scared for its wellbeing and wilbur tells ranboo to "deal with him." tubbo frees the horse and almost dies alone in a box with his friends watching him Again and quackity and wilbur start fighting over who cares about tubbo more Meanwhile tubbo is standing on top of a trigger primed to explode. ranboo has to blow himself up to make a point about what their fighting has caused And Tubbo Just Has To Watch. It Was Almost Him. He Almost Dies Or Gets Hurt Every Time Because He's Always The Collateral Damage don't talk to me don't look at me im clawing at the dirt rolling around screaming steaming frothing breath getting fainter

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the thing i love about encanto is that it allows you to experience the thrilling fantasy of parental figures owning up to their mistakes and apologizing

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mirabel: do you ever want to talk about your emotions, bruno?

bruno: no

luisa: i do

mirabel: i know, luisa

luisa: i’m sad

mirabel: i know, luisa

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Encanto really said your existence alone is a gift and valuable completely detached from what you can contribute to the world and just because you can carry a burden doesn't mean you should have to and I'm definitely crying over it

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my only 2 moods

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I remember this one scene in an anime, The familiar of zero. Where the main character, a mage with powerful void magic, Louise gets married to Saito (a human that became her familiar) and it was like her last wish before going out to fight an army (and die). But Saito has her drink a sleep potion during the wedding. And he goes off to fight this army by himself. (I should note they are TEENAGERS, AND SAITO IS SCARED OF DEATH. He is literally terrified) And he is going to fight an army of 70000 troops because he loves her.

And the scene is him using all his might to fight, not for this strange world, but for the woman he loves. And he he lays a beating, but he starts getting tired and injured. And Louise wakes up and finds out that she got sent away on a ship while Saito went out to die fighting. So she, is balling her eyes out because she knows he is dying.

And it cuts to him, lying on the floor, surrounded by dead soldiers. He is bloody and bruised. He is on deaths door. And we see the enemy army mages make a big f***ing fire ball and arrows raining down just to kill him. Then, the flower representing his life force dies. And Louise knew... he was gone.

BUT THEN ANIME RUINS THIS POWERFUL MOMENT BY HAVING HIM SURVIVE THANKS TO A BIG TITTY ELF.

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maybe it’s because I just woke up but this twitter interaction is making me laugh so hard that I feel sick. just imagine this in the same voice that mumbo does his intros in PLEASE

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hope this isnt too nsfw for you guys but id really like to hold a hand

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Like everybody else, I’ve got a dream!                  TANGLED (2010)

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cursed emojis that no one asked for but I don’t care

free to use!

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Lady of shallot. Lady of onion. Lady of garlic. Lady of chives.

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they don't get to all hang out irl very much but when they do i imagine it's something like this

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I’ve been cackling about this for like five minutes now

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I was searching for some pretty Hanukkah gifs to schedule a post tomorrow wishing my Jewish followers Happy Hanukkah and I found a fit/shape/body building site that posted this

And I thought to myself, I simply must show my Jewish followers fit Menorah Man

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So last night was my first welding class and the second i walked through the door the teacher said “hey you’re zoe right” and I started to panic because how does the teacher immediately know who I am fuck did I have this teacher before how come i don’t recognize him fuck fuck i’m a terrible person

turns out i’m just the youngest person in the class by about 30 years so the deduction wasn’t that hard

anyways, apparently people keep taking the welding class over and over again and the wait list is like 100 people long and so it was by some act of providence of pure dumb luck that I managed to get a spot. This also means I was the only person there who hadn’t welded before.

I’m stationed at a big center table where the teacher can keep an eye on me, and everyone else is in booths on the surrounding walls each making their own projects. And these are impressive looking projects. One guy is making a side table, a woman is making a giant metal rocking chair, and another guy was making a wind chime out of old compressed air canisters. 

The elderly gentlemen in the booth right behind me introduces himself to me as Jim and asks me if this is my first time and I say yeah and he smiles at me and tells me I’m gonna love it and how this class is so fun.

Immediately Jim becomes my new best friend. He comes over whenever I stop to take a break and asks how I’m doing and even helps me take the welding mask off when I couldn’t figure out how to do it myself. 

at one point i see Jim and another old guy talking to the teacher and i catch the old guy pointing at me. now being pointed at is usually never a good thing. the teacher has had me welding edges of scrap metal together so I can get a feel for the equipment. The teacher comes to check on me and I jokingly as him if those seasoned guys were making fun of me. 

Turns out I’m super good at welding and the old guy didn’t believe it was my first time welding ever and Jim was trying to convince him I was a newbie. :D

So for the entire 3 hour long class, like 15 middle aged and elderly people would periodically come by my table and check in with me, making sure I’m having fun and asking me questions about my life, and things like, do you know where the drinking fountain is, making sure I’m taking breaks, looking out for me and that kind of thing, all while being completely kind and supporting and complimenting me on my welding skills. 

and that’s how a community center welding class gave me 15 new grandparents. i love them all and this class is going to be amazing

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