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Average night writing activities

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I feel like the venn diagram of "people who'll curse you out for saying chilchuck is a shota" and "people who draw chilchuck with mature features (ex. Prominent body hair, white hairs, facial hair, etc)" is just a circle sometimes tbh. I don't dislike those art hcs, but no amount of them will change the fact that he canonically looks like this lol

People in-universe confuse him for a child. People who don't know dungeon meshi would easily confuse him for a child. He's three apples tall and also sounds really young. He's literally the definition of shota jiji whenever you like it or not i'm sorry (yes, even if he is actually 33 years old, because it's about design archetype not age)

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Who was the freak who put this dialog in the game!!!!!! I don't even have a scent kink but you know what you did!!!!!!!!!! How dare you put the idea in my head that Krobus gets worked up over the farmer being sweaty..... rotten world we live in smh.....

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Anyways, in light of recent events

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THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND RIGHT THERE?!!?!!! 🌻

Damn, didn't know Flowey had bitches like that. Good for him! Good for him

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Antis creating moral panicking over fiction will never not be funny to me because imagine just minding your own bussiness and someone comes to you saying "oh my god you need to unfollow this artist they made child porn!!!"

And when you ask for evidence or where they heard about that they pass you the callout post and the child in question in this fucking thing

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I can't stay quiet anymore I need Kinito to fuck the living shit out of my oc and make him cum so much to the point of overstimulation hell so the only thing he can do is make weird moaning noises and cry. Need to leave that boy shivering at the slightest touch possible and filled up like a twinkie

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Hi just saw that little drabble on your main abt Kinito and thought abt something.... Kinito having pictures and videos of you masturbating, that's it, thanks for coming to my tedtalk.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS AIMING FOR LOL, but I was afraid of saying it outright so I just left it at "blackmail material". But this is the horny sideblog so I can talk without filter here 😌

I actually want to write a fic exploring that concept: having the reader be jacking off until they hear a sound signaling that their pc took a picture/saved a video, and when they walk over to see what the hell is happening Kinito just looks up at them like

"I was just collecting information to learn more about you, friend! Nothing to worry about."

Bonus points if he then uses what he has learned against you (like a praise kink/dirty talk kind of thing. Which looks silly coming out of a little axolotl thing but you won't realize that until after the post-nut clarity of course)

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Looks like that fanfic poll anon completed their Pocketcat/Daan museum fucking fic. (Or it's just a coincidence). It's called Exhibition on AO3 and it's p good.

NO WAY PEAK DROPPED????? ONLY NOW DID I SEE I HAD THIS IN MY INBOX IM EATING GOOD TODAY

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A bit anxious seeing a couple people start following me/interact on my main blog bc of the kinito art.... including someone with the name "[character] hates proshippers"...... they have no idea about all the fucked up shit I'm gonna make that little axolotl do

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Alt version has been posted bone apple teeth 🙏

Happy Valentines Day hope you enjoy the little cow 🐄💝

(An alt version is on its way too)

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Happy Valentines Day hope you enjoy the little cow 🐄💝

(An alt version is on its way too)

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Valentines day artwork shall be published today just you wait

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The public has spoken!!!! B1 it is. Stay tuned

Hey guys. I've got a question for the problematic community

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Hey guys. I've got a question for the problematic community

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No little Prehevilian boy..... don't go with the groomer cat....

Oh mein gott. This is full of cockensucken

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Idk how to explain it but I often sleep on my side with one of my legs flexed so my ass just ends up being propped up and it made me think about Pocketcat finding Foxen sleeping like that and getting so worked up that he just starts fucking him and doesn't stop despite Foxen waking up confused and scared. It's okay tho, he makes sure he cums after he does :]