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thinking about the 600 person group chats i used to handle on here :( i miss the little strangers in my phone
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opening tumblr for the first time in two years to retain my very niche tumblr micro micro micro celebrity status and reminisce on wtf was going on with me when i was last on here
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Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands
Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please
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happy april fools. please take this egg
hahahahahha………………..
youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st
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the feminine urge to assume everyone hates me
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someone: whats your favorite [insert literally anything here]
me: *forgets everything i’ve ever enjoyed* uhhhh
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crazy how every time you go on a walk it’s like ohh that’s why i’m alive
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i have no coherent way of talking about love. every time i think about being loved or how badly i want it or how much i love the people in my life already it’s like Y(W*&^(*%&^(*&(^&W$(*T(*$Y(R*&$(*@)(*@)**)*)*)(!)(*@)()!(@)@*)($**(*&(*&(^$>”:>”^$£?:${:{$:^{:}{&?£>:^>$:&{%:>&”=+%:>&”[}{\;’:%>”£±:>&:%>”&:”:{P@(*)(*)({@”§:@”?”@:!!”@?@§§”?”?”:>{:}!P@OR)F*CJ)E*U8. so
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the way i will literally find a way to live through this
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the feminine urge to let out all of your pent up rage. sadness, and trauma in the most earth and soul shattering, demonic, wretched scream.
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