no1mintharadefender

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you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma

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📸: soneysnaps

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Puts my gun on the table everyone groans cuz it has to be used before the night is over and now everyone knows its act 1

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they call me normal man on account of my normal nature

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“are u okay?” no i need more money

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Nosy ass plant

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beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

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They/them pussy

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cock rings? aren’t you gonna answer?

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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Hi I'm the gynecologist and I'll be moving your flaps around

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"But that ship is toxic and problematic" okay ❤️ yay ❤️

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i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

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am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

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