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Art historians have debated what they call a "mysterious expression" on the girl in Manet's "Bar at the Folies-Bergere" (1882) but I'm pretty sure it's just Customer Service Face

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Hc that miss Holloway pays her employees a livable wage

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she's so right tho

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this is a compilation of screenshots from the author i've been binging, I think it showcases how they're simultaneously hilarious and the most talented wordsmith i've ever had the good fortune of encountering.

[transcript: been thinking a lot about how i want to dissolve into the earth, merge with nature, and lose my personal attachments so that i can attach to everything. it sounds so peaceful. anyways. thanks for reading. analogue smiley face]

[transcript: years run between their lips. That constant needing and denying drips like oil down their chins.]

[transcript: just so you know it's a little nasty and tender in here]

[transcript: mom come pick me up I'm being weird again]

[transcript: what the absolute fucking hell is this]

[transcript: I am so sick of being in pain I have decided to sexualize it, analogue smiley face]

[transcript: listen...i have written lots of normal winterfield smut, it's time for mushroom sex!!]

(winterfield: Chris Redfield/Ethan Winters from Resident Evil)

[transcript: back on my very particular brand of bullshit]

[transcript: unrequited lust, except...it's pretty requited]

[transcript: slice of life, if your life was really weird I guess]

[transcript: It's like the peace of the Mold is eating the fat off his brain. It's spreading like the disease that it is, devouring the inconsequential details and leaving only the important shit behind. God, Ethan thinks. The shape of Chris. When the Mold eats his face, and his body, and his stories and his gut and his memories and all the things they talked about and all the moments they shared, the shape that Chris leaves behind in Ethan's awareness will be beautiful. He can already see it, glowing radioactive like a shadow left by a nuclear blast.]

yeah go check out ao3 user infernoconcealed they're the goat.

in other news: i am exceedingly lonely. also i might finally be coming to the realisation that when bad things happen and i can do nothing to control them, they are not my fault.

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Y'all notice they don't make ocean spray commercials anymore. Ain't seen those two white men in the cranberry pit in a long time. The bog spiders musta got them.

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Yes, the death penalty is bad because it hurts innocent people, but it's also bad just because the government shouldn't be allowed to kill guilty people either.

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davey: hi!

*a moment later*

davey: everyone's bones are wet.

race: why the fuck would you say that??

davey: no one said hi back.

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i love how you draw the desert! i live near one and its a shame how not everyone tends to appreciate how beautiful they can be

Deserts are beautiful everyone go appreciate her NOW

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If you drink beer while gaming you have the Mirthful Gamer's Heart.

If you drink hard alcohol while gaming you have the Riotous Gamer's Spirit.

If you drink wine while gaming you have the Sensual Gamer's Soul.

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"The air in here is thick with its spores! Feel your apotheosis begin, as they take root in your mind!"

(Normal + Background)

This genuinely took forever AAAAUGH

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lex edit hi i like her a lot:3

stream lexa gates i luv her

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Hewwo, this isw youw bus dwivew! I decided to take us on a littwe detouw uwu dont be mad! >w< We awe going to tha mawiana twench! OWO Im going to crush us all under thousands of tons of pressure

You can't uwu your way out of this one fuckface

back away from the steering wheel

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caliphone incorrect texts

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Found this in a community so i couldnt reblog it, but i figured its important enough to post

(If theres anything wrong/misinformation, please do tell me, so i can appropriately take this port down or edit it)

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“starry night” this, “café terrace at night” that, when are we going to talk about “two rats” by vincent van gogh?

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The only downside to talking to small children like they’re normal people and treating them like normal people (as per my mom) is that as they develop into bigger children they are viscerally aware of every single moment in which they are pandered to like stupid little accessories (as per my dad, my teacher, the special ed aide, every adult in my middle school) and you end up getting a lot of phone calls from people reporting your kid for (checks notes) “undermining authority”, “disrupting the classroom environment”, “disobeying elder peers”, and “unionizing the grade eleven gym class with intent to incite a mutiny” (as per me) and you end up with a Grown Adult who will absolutely encourage and enable other people’s children to fuck the sustem