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how do you not know your blood type

that’s between emergency medical services and god

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the dudes from inside out who control my brain all died from carbon monoxide poisoning years ago this bitch running on autopilot

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Hollywood archaeology: Secret treasure! Hidden maps! Ancient tombs!

Actual archaeology:

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If you stayed the age of your birth DAY forever, how old you would be?

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bi people have so many powers and can cast so many spells

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in the bath. in my ophelia era

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are you this stupid in real life too

Uh huh just about

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guy with a pocket knife whose only job at your work is to offer you his pocket knife when you are having trouble breaking down cardboard boxes

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*is only cute in certain angles and lighting*

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you’ve heard of human rights, now get ready for

alien lefts 

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if ur kind then ur hot i don't make the rules

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lol so true busty….i mean breastie…i mean. fuck

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reminder to all 14-19 year olds girls. that grown man does not like you. you are a victim

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the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up

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