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huge fan of sad-ist cranboo actually. hes like a bug

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I've always wanted to trace that one image but with a Riolu

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Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money

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Hey hey!! So I’ve realized I need a wheelchair and I would love if anyone could toss even $1 my way that would be amazing

https://gofund.me/a07fb622

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i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

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one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.

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"hows the job search going"

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i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful

it looked like this

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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This is me makeing shitty encounter table edits at 5am

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btw dating sucks as a concept.

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Froslass and Glaceon

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Locked up

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Locked up

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*seeing a 6 year old in the wild* and skibidi greetings to you my young mr beast