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everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff

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Yummy — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/34qI5sJ

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i can’t stop thinking about that video of the actor who voices gumball chasing down and murdering james charles in minecraft 

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dan: “you living flop”

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‪Something new.‬ ‪Inspired by one of the recent @danielhowell stories ‬

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Not to be dramatic but where the fuck is my boyfriend!? I feel like I should have one by now..

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remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

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Ariana grande is suing forever 21 for stealing her look when she literally stole her look from a smaller queer artist I have no words

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Aziraphale and Big Gay Energy

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Thanks so much to everyone who joined the stream! A LOT of people had requested something with Crowley’s plants and Aziraphale

Honestly what a trainwreck

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What they were really saying

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