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my triplets are kids now. the two girls are okay but the son is a dick. he keeps knocking down the trash can im soon gonna delete his ass

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they kissed once and now they’re trying for a baby

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angrily poops

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they are constantly late to work bc they randomly have sex when i focus on kids

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a mansion where you had to kill people, also there is peter pan

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there’s this poor dude called knut futa right. i mean already unfortunate on account of his name already, along with being a victim of serial killer olive specter, but that’s the least of this mans worries.

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my toddler’s birthday turned into a massive death scene

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does anyone else feed their toddlers only peas when they’re acting up? threw your dinner on the floor twice and you’re still hungry? suck it up and eat your peas, you little shit. only the favorite children get chicken nuggets.

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let’s hear it for huge barns with with three pinball machines, two arcade games, a billiard table, and four bowling alleys, but no stove

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it’s becoming impossible to keep them in line without hovering constantly and they are all destroying their relationships/families

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there are like four seperate possible suspects on her alien abduction and none of them are aliens. her alien abduction is completely seperate to her dying on another planet. she lost her memories and was deaged after crash landing into a town that was a cross hybrid of area 51 and gravity falls and has just been living in this nowhere town in her elegant red dress ever since. She knows the grim reaper for some fucking reason.

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my wife just starts yelling at me and slapping me silly for no reason

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i want them to become teens so they can start messing their lives up

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i hate that women aren't getting impregnated when aliens kidnap them and only the men come back pregnant

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the random desert hotel i was given on a whim i am able to expand to include an alien autopsy lab, a machine that prints counterfeit money, a bovine worship cult shrine as well as a rat-themed superhero lair

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they introduced polyamorous relationships and it was way harder to deal with than you think

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me spending an hour to make a family and move in to a house but giving up because i actually need to redecorate the house