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Cena who has a full campaign of no hate kicking out hateful piece of shit Logan Paul is true poetic beauty

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Bojan talks about his friendship with Käärijä, his opinion on shipping them together, the boat proposal with snus, and the future plans in an interview for voice.fi

(the full interview is also with other band members, this part starts at ~20min)

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WE STAN KÄÄRIJÄ!!!

This is the interview where he says anyone of any body type should be allowed to be shirtless and feel able to show their body. The question about fashion starts at 3:28. He even specifically mentions that people with big stomachs should be allowed to show their stomach without scorn!

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you know he had to do it to em

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I’m doing a presentation night with my friends and I’m planning on doing a Eurovision theme but need some help

What are some weirdly sexual performances that come to mind? I have Hatari down of course but my brain is blanking haha

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I love how every käärijä song is like “HELL YEAH I’M GONNA PARTY AND GAMBLE AND GET DRUNK but also leave at a reasonable time as to not wake my neighbours and I’m going to lose all my money and end up super hungover”

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the jury: we gave our 12 points to sweden

the rest of europe (and the whole world): you fucked up a perfectly good finnish singer is what you did. look at him, he's got anxiety

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As a foreigner, the funniest thing about Käärijä being so unproblematic is that his music doesn't sound unproblematic.

Looking up lyrics of Yhtä vailla, I was bracing myself for 5 slurs and being told to go make him a sandwich. Meanwhile Yhtä vailla:

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If I had a nickel for how many times Kateryna talked about marrying a Finnish Eurovision contestant I would have two nickels, it isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

Regarding the Käärijä - Kateryna Pavlenko comparisons, apparently Kateryna had this to say 💚🖤💚

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Käärijä went “this fanbase is a found family AND YOU HAVE NO CHOICE” which is hilarious to me

But he also said we sold our souls to him so it may be a cult

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So, apparently Finnish YouTuber and radio host Sini Laitinen (@ Papananaama on YouTube, @ nasty.napalm on TikTok and Instagram) provided commentary for the Finnish radio version of ESC 2023. Just like most things she has provided commentary on, this too went off the rails very quickly and to very hilarious effect.

Original video, without the English subtitles: https://www.tiktok.com/@nasty.napalm/video/7234578934237596955?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7230827452028880411

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never have i ever thought i’d wish to be in a concert singing finnish rap songs with the funky shirtless dude with a bowl cut but here we are

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I saw a Käärijä edit to Long Live by Taylor Swift and now all I can think is that that song is just the friendship of Bojan and him, I will not be explaining any further just listen to the song with this idea and you’ll know I’m right

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Me watching Sweden win

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we all know who the real winner is

rip you won't be forgotten king 👑

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you know what really pissed me off? Käärijä wanted to prove that finland can win with a song in finnish language. and it really could have happened. he had a huge chance to prove how important performing in native language is to finland and to the rest of europe. instead they made boring plain pop song IN ENGLISH won. crime