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my friends considering joining rp!  but we have many possible muses to pick from. SO HELP US PLEASE.

              VOTE HERE

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    i.    ii.    iii.    iv.                    art credit ( x )

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 "I have a theory that there are TWO kinds of boys. There are those that want to be                                  ASTRONOMERS,                                              and those that want to be                                                                                                                                                    ASTRONAUTS.“

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      you might be cool but you will NEVER be as cool as alan grant       pretending to be electrocuted ;;

              noforceonearth               ofdiggings               alanthedinosaurman               sixinchretractableclaw                  doctor-grant                   ivedecidednottoendorseyourpark   

if you roleplay alan && would like to be added message me here

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unseenmockingjay

           It wasn’t the fossils that made her laugh. she didn’t find fossils entertaining ; at least not in a bad way. in a few million years humans would be fossils too, waiting to be uncovered and have their lives guessed by who ever found them. but now that she had been spoken too the discomfort in her fuzzed in her stomach like a tight piece of string tangling it’s self up. 

                                          ‘ no its not —– ’

           She stopped herself, she didn’t want to explain her reason behind of her uncontrolled huff of laughter while he spoke but she knew he’d ask and her just refusing would just seem as a insult and that she was in fact laughing at him.

                                                ‘ it’s just —– now that they’re suppose to have feathers. i tried to imagine a velociraptor with large feathers. ’

             A lie wasn’t hard to miss these days, with so many that had been force              fed to him in the past this little one was no different. Of course if it wasn’t              obvious at first - now the description of a feathered Velociraptor lingering              on her lips had only confirmed his guess.     

                                  “ It’s a discovery that will certainly have ALOT of                                     paleontologists up in arms. ”

            He continued playing to her lie, after all the laughter was harmless. He would             be the first to admit he wasn’t ‘down with the kids’ in fact he was very far off             it. Alan questioned his next words before letting them fall, to hold them back or             not. He wanted to change the minds of the younger generations, make them see             that the past could be just as fascinating as their future.                                        “ But with time comes NEW EVIDENCE, like that on Isla                                     Sorna. Behavior experts && handlers have seen the                                     creatures first hand. Yet the Velociraptors of the island                                     had no feathers, none that have been seen anyway.                                     Tell me do YOU have an interest in Dinosaurs? ”

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“What if the dinosaurs come back while we’re all asleep?” “I’ll stay awake.” “All night?” “All night.”

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girls, girls! (insp)

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               can i just ask something? do you think we could stop posting hate to the dashboard? like i know it’s not nice to receive it but this fandom is becoming very very toxic. i’m worried it’s going to have a worse fate than the dinosaurs. it’s not only me that can see it going this way, alot of people from other fandoms have said it to me.              you are all wonderful roleplayers! we would be no where without all the human characters & all the beautiful dino muses. but come on now, rp is FUN not for people to log on & get stressed out.              i’m saying this because i care! & you all know i do! i’m always sticking up for you all! but if you’re getting hate, try turning off your anon for a while.              so many wonderful people have already left this fandom! let’s not get pushed out by grey faces who can’t even say off anon.              we’re not a fandom, we’re a FAMILY. love kat & alan.

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                                           ;; open

                                “ Velociraptor’s HAVE shown social tendencies. Like                                   humans they work together, they communicate to                                   coordinate their attacks.”

              To most his words seemed nothing more than endless preaching - but               now more than ever people had to start listening. A new park was yet               another mistake. The entire staff playing right into the jaws of defiant and               ruthless beasts. As lips came together in a thin line, brow furrowing as               blues orbs landing on the being before him.    

                                  “ Walk out that door and that will be the LAST of you. ”

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replace one word of your url with bitch

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STARTER CALL ;; selective!       while i finish drafts

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Jurassic Park + Dinosaurs

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well its that time again to thank all the precious babies on here that have helped my times on katniss be extra special. i wouldn’t be here without most of you so this is my way of thanking certain people for being with me.

                                                      MY FAMILY.

aberrnathy / effxe, securisx, furiisms, personistar, azaghin / honourandduty, onlymiracle, witchyblackcat / gonercgue, hisbestgiirl, nobodiesgovernor, animakerma, littlefiinger, dxrins / sxlvan, booksmarting, insxrgo, frayedpatriot, hijackiing

                                       MY AMIGOS & amazing people!

tentoriumxlignum, raptcr, raptorlovin, offireandrebellion, distruust, sameodds, posyhawthxrne, outsiidxr, inhvmanism, nullthreat, affinityforsecrets, outlawiism, styliist, terminalcrazy, shieldarmed, theraptorguy, constantgrief, noforceonearth, notadiick, xchieftainess, answersnobody, awickedability, cleverindeed, thaneuerebor, abrideoffire, wcrthlcss, cdearings, mxdam, illripyourthroat, wowfactxr, nyrnernil, rvnin, nevermisses, ofalionsheart, pheriannath, 

im the worst at remembering usernames so please forgive me if your not on here. and I ADMIRE TOO MANY OF YOU TO PUT YOU ALL ON HERE. but i do treasure each and every one of you, stay perfect guys.

                                                                                                                              BLOGROLL.

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"Let's just stay in bed." ( OOPS )

              It was like his prayers had been answered, a rather packed schedule had               left him EXHAUSTED but the worries of the day had been pushed aside as              her word’s fell. With his head rested on the pillow, head turning slightly to              face the redhead, smile forming on his lips.

                                  “ That’s the best idea i’ve heard in a LONGTIME. ”

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"There's a spider in the shower!"

              The temptation to laugh was over whelming, yet he held back. Instead he               let a smirk take his desires place, blue orbs meeting with Karen’s features.

                                  “ It won’t bite you. After all, a spider is much LESS                                     terrifying than alot of things. ”

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Domestic Starters 2.0

"Do I smell breakfast or is that the house burning down?"

"Honey, you look tired. Go sleep."

"So I was driving past a pet store the other day and couldn't help but wonder how cute an animal would be like in our home."

"I want to move in with you."

"I think we should go house hunting. Buy a big family home on the beach or something."

"What do you think about children?"

"Our son/daughter got sent to the principals office today."

"Babe, can you explain to me what this is doing here?"

"You look like you could use a massage."

"I want to take a shower so you should probably join me. It'll save water."

"I may have broken the dish washer."

"There's a spider in the shower!"

"I think I might be pregnant."

"I want to try for a baby."

"I want to adopt a child."

"You would make the perfect father/mother."

"Think about it. The little patter of children in our home."

"I want to marry you."

"What do you think about this color wall for our room?"

"Why is the bathroom overfilling with water?"

"Did you eat all my oreos?"

"We live together. You can't blame this on anyone else."

"I've got a romantic surprise for you."

"Let's just stay in bed."

"Get back into bed."

"Can you call in sick today?"

"I just want to lie here all day with you."

"Oh, there's no need to put a shirt on."

"I'm sick of doing all the chores!"

"We can't afford this!"

"Don't mind me, just want to remember how beautiful you look in bed this morning."

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The best dad joke in film history. [via]