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I’m genuinely so fucking stupid I was not made to be alive. If I was a bird I would have slammed head first into a window and died by now

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Finally finds the willpower to try drawing again. Computer immediately starts shitting the bed and blue screening over and over

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little girl whose fursona is a baby cow: for my third wish i want you to make the saying "you are what you eat" literal, no matter the disaster, no matter the pain

genie: yah ok

vampire working his office job: turns into an 8 foot wave of human blood sweeping through the office drowning his coworkers and thoroughly saturating everything, the furniture the walls the floor, with blood carrying a large variety of diseases, so that renovation is not an option and the entire building has to be condemned once men in full body hazmat suits confirm that nobody survived

tarrare somewhere in his grave: turns into a toddler

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Pit stop in Littlerock, WA!

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u kno this site is full of nerds because even people’s sexual fantasies are like ok i’m a 19th century surgeon and you’re my patient. i start to repair your hernia but that’s not the only thing i get my tools on…(since this is before the popularization of handwashing as a surgical practice, you contract an infection and die)

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You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services

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I do nothing forever and then when I have like 3 things to do in a week I explode

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my body and brain are separate entities and neither of them are me

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I'm don bluth. I want to draw the saddest mice in the world. But, they gotta be sexy too.

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would you guys like to see a real illustration from an actual published scientific paper? of course you would

link to the paper

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Ethiopian wolf (Canis simensis) by Will Burrard-Lucas

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infantry and adultery sound like they'd be opposites but they're in fact completely unrelated

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Your Eyes are Vacant and Theres something Evil as Fuck About You

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apparently my aggressive and poorly trained dog that is too large for me to physically control is now making fake as fuck stories for reddit gold

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she butterfly on my effect til i (gravely serious) everything could have been different

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(stepping onto someones elses 2 note vent post with my hand raised and my chest puffed out) i Also would like to kill myself