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My giant mechanical tarantula with BPD and empty nest syndrome.

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"Do you prefer wood, metal, or plastic? I'm a fan of bone, myself, but those can be difficult to come by..."

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Christina Marie Brown, Ghost I, from My Body is a Haunted House

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My fav shakespearean chicken

more BW fanart

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" Uncle Tara unhinged means crazy and psychopathic."

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He rubs at his mandibles. "Well, that's a personal opinion..."

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"Am I unhinged?"

"No. I have lots of hinges."

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uh oh

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"Hrmrhh. Color theory maintains. Red does look good on a cleanroom floor."

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" Me too. "

Her mandibles give a happy little wriggle, scraping against each other. "Three cheers for ironic consequences of our own actions, I s'pose. Hyeh-heh."

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Tarantulas sits with a grunt, leaning back against the soft webbing cushioning her chair.

"I'm glad Jhihaxus is dead. Even if he helped make me."

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@best-head

"Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?"

"Yes, I'll cum quietly"

"Okay turn around wait why did you say it like that"

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i am something of a scientist

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He's immediately beset upon by an amorous 30-odd foot tall spider. Tara heaves a dramatic sigh and sprawls all ten of her limbs over Prowl, snugging him in close to the swell of her generous bosom.

He's too cute when he pouts.

"Is that the rule? No sharing?"

"It's hard work being God's favorite princess, but someone has to do it."

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"It's hard work being God's favorite princess, but someone has to do it."

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"I've heard that ya don't ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or ask about the red paste," Raifer drummed his fingers against each other, "but I've gotta ask: where do the webs come from?"

"Those are some awfully specific things..."

Leaning forward into this guy's face, Tarantulas rasps her mandibles together as she takes in all the little details of him. A peculiar smell... A strange accent.

She chuckles and reaches out with a pedipalp to see if he'll flinch back from her touch. "The silk comes from an organ called a 'spinneret'. I have four, two on either side of my opisthosoma. True spiders have six, tarantulas have two or four depending on the species... Oh, but some of the webbing is just steel cabling I've strung up so I can get around faster."

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"Tuna tartare on a base of avocado; chop the tuna into cubes and then glaze with ginger, garlic, soy sauce, sweet chili, sriracha, rice vinegar, lime juice, sesame oil, and some salt. Allow the mix to sit for roughly 15 minutes or so to soak in. Meanwhile, prep the avocado and mix with some lime juice, salt, and sesame oil. Form a neat patty with the avocado, then add a layer of the prepared tuna on top. Garnish with caviar and freshly chopped scallions. Serve with pita wedges."

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