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Loki: We have a Hulk

Me:

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When Thor made that entrance in Wakanda and everyone was like

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When the Marvel logo came on the screen but the usual music wasn’t there like it always is everyone was dead silent and some guy at the back was like “Oh we’re fucked” 

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Spoilers

The fact that Bucky knows something’s wrong but he doesn’t know what it is exactly as he trying to get back to Steve and that soft yet a bit sacred ”…Steve?”

I will never get over it.

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My Favourite Bits of Infinity War (Minor Spoilers)

Bucky picking up Rocket and spinning around with him like Julie Andrews

Wong pretending that Masters of the Mystic Arts don’t carry money when Dr Strange is going to get something from the deli.

“You’ll die alone.” “She’s not alone.”

Okoye, Natasha, and Wanda fighting together

Thor embracing Gamora and commiserating with her about how difficult families are

“I am Groot.” “I am Steve Rogers.”

Peter nervously admitting to Tony that he snuck onto the spaceship

“We kick names and take ass.”

The Cloak of Levitation doing more superhero work than the rest of the Avengers put together

Thor repeatedly calling Rocket a “sweet rabbit”

Stan Lee’s Cameo: “never seen a spaceship before?”

Spider-Man being banned from making pop culture references

“Earth’s mightiest heroes” “Like Kevin Bacon” “I don’t know, I’ve been away for a while. He might be part of the team now.”

Spider-Man blinding Thanos with his web-shooters

Loki’s “We have a Hulk” moment

The two Peters: “Is Footloose still the greatest movie ever?” “It never was”

Rocket coveting Bucky’s new arm

Tony calling one of Thanos’s children “Squidward”

Peter hugging Tony and admitting he’s afraid of dying

Star Lord: “I’m gonna ask you this one time, where is Gamora?” Stark: “Yeah, I’ll do you one better, WHO is Gamora?” Drax: “I’ll do YOU one better, WHY is Gamora?”

Groot-speak being an elective on Asgard

Hulk and Banner arguing about whether they should Hulk out or not

Red Skull’s surprise appearance

Drax believing he can turn invisible by staying still for a really long time

Tony’s pure reaction to seeing Bruce again

Rhodey tricking Bruce into bowing to T’Challa

Ben & Jerry’s apparently naming ice creams after the Avengers

Dr Strange preferring Hulk’s ice cream to Tony’s

Star Lord imitating Thor’s voice

Eitri: It will kill you.

Thor: Only if I die.

Eitri: Yes…That…is what I meant by “it will kill you." 

Shuri being so unimpressed with Bruce Banner

Peter Parker begging Mantis not to lay eggs in him

Bruce falling over in his Hulkbuster armour

The moment when Quill tries to fulfil his promise to Gamora

Star Lord competing with Thor about who has the worst family and then boasting that he still has two eyes

Rocket warning Thor about how he hid the prosthetic eye when stealing it

Bruce: The Avengers split up? What, like, a band? Like the- the Beatles?!

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to be honest i knew we were fucked the moment they didn’t play the marvel theme song at the beggining

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Tony: "I dreamt about us having a baby and I didn't have a heart attack like in IM3" Tony, 1h later: *watches his son die in his arms* -- Rocket: "I've got a lot to lose" Rocket, 1h later: *loses everything*

why u gotta be so rude

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Avengers: Infinity War (2018) directed by Anthony & Joe Russo

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Infinity War has been released and as I was leaving the theater, this girl was sitting outside of the building and she was bawling. There was other people were walking in to see that same exact movie and this one guy goes, “Well, shit. We’re fucked.” And I don’t know what described the Marvel fandom more than that moment.

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well that hurt.

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YOU CAN’T KILL BUCKY IN FRONT OF STEVE TWO FUCKING TIME 🔥

“STEVE?”…. And my soul broke into a thousand pieces. WHEN WILL THEY BE HAPPY, WHEN !? 😭😭

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watching infinity war like

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WHY IM GONNA GIVE A BIG “FUCK YOU” TO MARVEL

We were ALL ready for Iron Man or Captain America to die. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US PREPARED FOR THAT. THAT DIDNT EVEN HAPPEN.

INSTEAD WHAT DID WE GET?! my poor baby Peter Parker disintegrated in his honorary father Tony Stark’s arms making me WEEP LIKE A BABY. And T’challa and Bucky and Strange and Fury and Sam and StarLord. ALSO FUCKING LOKI AND GAMORA, OH MY GOD.

Every one THAT NO ONE EXPECTED TO BE GONE, IS GONE

So in conclusion, let’s just all say fuck you to Marvel Studios

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It’s 2018 and I’ve finally witnessed being in a theater room full of people at a Marvel movie who all stayed for the entirety of the end credits, it’s a miracle 

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INFINITY WAR SPOILERS

the saddest part is how in the end, Steve didn’t even end up meeting Tony or reconciling with him.

Peter still doesn’t know about Shuri and Rocket and Groot don’t know what Gamora is dead.

Wong doesn’t know that Strange is gone, Rocket doesn’t know that the rest of his team is gone, only Groot, Shuri didn’t know T'Challa was gone, nor did Nakia.

Really puts things into perspective.

Edit: as pointed out by @cameoamalthea, Aunt May doesn’t know about Peter

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So Infinity War had me emotionally wrecked but there were a lot of funny parts as well:

Ned screaming they were all gonna die

Thor calling Rocket a rabbit

Peter and Dr. Strange using their made up names

Rocket wanting to take Bucky’s arm

TEENAGE GROOT

Star Lord being jelous of Thor

Captain and Thor talking about their hair cuts and beards

DRAX MOVING REALLY SLOW WHILE STAR LORD AND GAMORA WERE HAVING A MOMENT

Squidward

Star Lord calling Thanos’ chin a nut sack

Okoye asking where scarlet witch was

Bruce and his relationship with the hulk

I am groot. I am Steve Rogers.

WHY IS GAMORA

“It smells like a new car in here”

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an Infinity War Mood is this one guy behind me shouting “SHUT UP, JACOB, WE’RE MOURNING” when his friend asked why everyone was so quiet while exiting the theater