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Criminal Minds: the Protégé Masterlist

Blurb: After deciding to leave the BAU, Spencer is now a full time professor at the FBI Academy, teaching profiling and criminology. Spencer is struggling to live life without the BAU, but that is to be expected when it has been all he has known for almost 2 decades. The BAU meanwhile, struggled to find someone to fill the genius shaped hole in the team when he left, and they still are struggling. At least, that's how the newest profiler, Agent Grace Matthews feels. Grace is good at what she's good at, it's why the bureau accepted her earlier than most. But how could anyone live up Dr. Reid's legacy? So, when Grace answers a call intended for her desk's previous owner, she jumps at the chance to meet her predecessor and ask him for some advice. Together, they find a kinship… but unfortunately, they also uncover a disturbing pattern in the deaths of inmates and patients the BAU have helped put away.

Audience: 16+ mature audience for depictions of violence and sexual references

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Chapter 1: Please, Not Another Auditor

Chapter 2: Tangents

Chapter 3: MNI

Chapter 4: My Brother's Keeper Part 1

Chapter 5: My Brother's Keeper Part 2

Chapter 6: My Brother's Keeper Part 3

Chapter 7: My Brother's Keeper Part 4

Chapter 8: The Mountain King Part 1

Chapter 9: The Mountain King Part 2

Chapter 10: The Mountain King Part 3 (alt Title: Trivia Night)

Author's Note: You might have recognised this story from it's previous iteration on Ao3. I had a bit of a personal crisis and deleted my account. So I am re-editing what I have saved on my computer and reuploading it with some fixed continuity errors now that I finished CM Evolution. Will be cross posted here and on Ao3 if you prefer. This fic is dedicated to giving Spencer a happy ending, serving my desire to write crime/mystery and getting my horrific idea's for unsubs out of my head. Set in 2023, and mostly canon compliant. Sorry this is all plot, no peen. But promise there will be a love interest for Spencer, the Grace acts as a wingman for. This more a found family/ give Spencer a smol bean to mentor fic.

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Please I beg of you read this fic it's soooo good. Oh my lord I just trying to spread the word about it because this fic is glorious and It does not have nearly enough love oh my god.

Me: To those who thought, 'oh I see, you're taking a young neuro-spicy FBI agent, putting them in the BAU and traumatising them as they gets older until they become like their washed up mentor'… Sorry.

Me: *Slaps Grace on the shoulder like a used car *

Me: this one comes pre-traumatised. But that's not to say, there's no room for more.

Me:*Gestures to Grace* ... this baby can fit sooo much trauma in it.

Criminal minds: the Protégé - masterlist

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My Valentine Cards

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Penelope Garcia if you dump someone in the BAU around Valentine's Day:

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ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

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ask not for whom the hurdy gurdies. it gurdies for thee.

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This version slaps

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me_irl

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everyone’s debating posts of the decade, best and worst, and i have yet to see anyone mention moon moon

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if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

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“Old Town Road” with every other beat removed