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what do u think the main les mis characters would do in a modern au

eponine would sell overpriced weed to valjean because she thinks he’s a rich sucker who’ll accept $50 a gram until she sees what she thinks is him killing javert in cold blood and then hears that he’s a hardened criminal and then panics because she’s been ripping him off this whole time and tries to skip town and valjean just wants to know where the nice kid with the weed went. everything else is irrelevant 

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Sera in between Inquisition and Veilguard

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stoned and autistic at a party trying to make conversation: I find the comparative lifespan of organisms so interesting. Spiders are comparatively long lived animals. Female black widows can live up to 3 years but their male counterparts rarely live four months. Some tarantulas live upwards of 20 years. The longest lived spider was around 43 years old when she was cruelly assassinated by a parasitic wasp. Domestic rats have a lifespan comparable to female black widows. To put things into perspective, there are spiders that remember a pre-pandemic world but it is likely every rat on earth was born post-COVID. There could be a spider out there born when Reagan was in office.

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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

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We need to bring back free the nipple

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happy juneteenth but dont forget that prisoners are legally allowed to be subject to slave labor and also black people are disproportionately arrested and subjected to that legality. happy juneteenth but slavery still lives in america. america is still dependant on slave labor.

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“get a job” nope im splashing in da pool

via

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how it feels trying to talk abt basic points of feminism on this website

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Sooo can you tell which one of us is hikaru

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notice how everyone is horny today

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Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

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i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

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you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

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greta thunberg and 11 others on the flotilla carrying aid to gaza have been kidnapped by the israeli government in international waters.

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Been in a personal art rut. Then these fine ladies showed up.