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Also for the record if someone does say or do something insensitive and it doesn't seem like they were being Intentionally Malicious, informing them and going "hey this isn't cool by the way" is 100x more productive than trying to be snarky and rude without any specification about what ur mad about. I've gotten so many anons where people were mad at me for xyz reason and I genuinely don't know what I did to incite that reaction. I don't wanna be bigoted in any way shape or form, and I understand not everyone is like that, but at least tell me what the damn problem is so I can fix it instead of cluelessly continuing to propagate harm

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Spray-painting "CHEATER" on your own car to convince the ladies that not only have you gotten laid before, but you are actually so attractive that two women wanted to fuck you around the same time.

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See me after class

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babygirl I'm bothered by noises you wouldn't even hear

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I just want to remind folks that there is a huge gray area between "Your disability is an explanation, not an excuse" and "Some people's disabilities are so severe that they really do need to be excused from certain things, and no amount of coping skills or therapy or practice will actually fix that for them."

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Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table

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“I tampered with that persons food/drink order because I thought it would be funny” is like saying “I cut your brakes out of your car because I thought it would be funny”. that’s not a joke. It’s almost premeditated murder

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maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

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 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Little headcanon thing about V1's first encounter with Gabriel in Gluttony.

I don't think V1 actually knows what an angel is.

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Ultrakill x Vocaloid's

Gabriel Miku

Swordmachine Teto

V1 and V2/Len and Rin

Yay :3

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Once upon a time when I was replaying Ultrakill's 2-3 to get the secret mission, I got STUCK in the vent next to one of the water-draining boxes and it was so funny yet genuinely surprising like I accidentally slid there and then I COULDN'T slide out. I then accepted my fate and realized imma have to recoil myself with the shotgun, thus taking V1 out of its misery but thEN that broke the vent??? I didn't know it could be broken

Anyways, hello everyone, I have a lot of Ultrakill memes now so I guess prepare thyselves because that's probably THE thing I'm going to be posting about for a bit-

The text is based off a cat meme, that, and the drawing without the text are under the cut :D

(I added in the blood on the ground because in order to get the screenshot to use as reference, I had to ULTRAKILL the enemies in the level and that with the text is just funnier to me. Also I tried making it look more like the blood splatters in the game rather than actual blood because I love how in the game it's just a blob of red with the overlay effect on it)

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Autistic Edgeworth my beloved