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sigh just found out a scam today thank GOD im dense enough to breeze past this stuff

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"Oh okay."

Homer backs up into Flander's hedge, a bit distraught that neddie had excluded him from family plans, but what could he do? The sound of rustling leaves continued for quite a long time before homer's donut brain started to register that something might be wrong. but this thought was promptly snuffed by the feeling of his calf hitting a round, fluffy object.

it was warm. homer turned around, many twigs brushing uncomfortably against his plump stomach. his eyes widened comically as he looked at the strange creature below him. 'what are you?' he asked, with wonder in his eyes. what a dumb looking creature, he thought. its eyes were unfocused and its mouth was wide open. it made no response to his question, but let out a strange sigh, 'haaahh...'.

suddenly, the creature took a dandelion from behind it and made fierce eye contact with homer for a short moment before consuming it whole. homers eyes began to blur. it started with a rumbling sickening feeling in his stomach before it spread to his chest, the pain erupting so that he fell to his hands and knees. he groaned in pain as his head started splitting open with an uncontrollable headache, teary eyes looking desperately up at the yellow yak devil. he was sure IT had done this. 'WHY...WHAT DID I DO TO YOU??'.

Katie stared at the stranger with the yellow flesh before her, dancing in pain. he must have lacked the amount of nerves needed to die painlessly from mental exhaustion before the crumbling of the physical form occurred. she pitied him. what a dumb yellow creature. the wobbly man's body ate him alive, his features shrinking and warping into a yellow sphere that became smaller and smaller, releasing a pitiful 'marge...' before he poofed out of existence.

Katie adjusted the flower on her head, took up position, and backed further into the hedge.

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i just realised some languages dont have capital letters

so when people online want to text things like

IM GOING TO CRY THATS SO FUNNY

its just

im going to cry thats so funny

how does this work do they compensate with exclamation points. wait is punctuation like that also different

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how do ovens work...

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my whole house smells like butter!

this, is my butter journey

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i have to come out with it.

OK so i got a request to be commisioned by somebody a while ago and i was like alr bet! i'll make it happen. they offered me $100 and i was like woah buddy i'll do it for free dawg...They offered $10 and i was like okay...

I was fully planning to give it to them then disappear and go 'haha! have free art!' BUT. THERE WAS NO REPLY AFTER I SENT THE MESSAGE.

So like a desperate ex who's been broken up with i went to the chat fully prepared to send a 'HEY REACT WITH SOMETHING...ANYTHING...' but...i find out

IVE BEEN BLOCKED???!? HUHHHHH?!?!

brother. i'm glad out of the ppl you decided to scam you decided to scam someone who was also gonna scam you. BUT COME ON

MY PRIDE IS HEAVILY DAMAGED.

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is the resolution ok whaaaa whatever

LOOK!! blorbos

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ln(n)-chan...

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MUGIWARA RABBIDS LOLOLOL

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what else is there to do but work now...

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the con was beautiful. i will be drawing my experiences...maybe

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well well well...now that i'm free..

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the entire cosplay might change??

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sigh...might not get to wear the skirt even...wig is looking yikers! and i have no idea how to tackle what makeup even means!! huge respect to cosplayers

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destressing with some good yuri

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how i'd like my twilight cosplay to look like vs how it will most likely go.

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hi! will there be another artfight bingo sheet with a different order this year?

You can use this one! It has the same prompts as last year, though is reordered.