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oh I forgot about pillow basalt. that's my other cellar door

Just came across the term Aleppo soap and I think that's my cellar door.

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Just came across the term Aleppo soap and I think that's my cellar door.

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no there is no koop at work for better or worse

the song Gnarly has ruined the word for me forever

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the song Gnarly has ruined the word for me forever

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it worked im beef king now

work has been miserable because everyone is lazy and bad at their jobs except me. i left my last job because of that but this time i think the gm actually cares so im. going to tell him something has to change. he has to invest me with the Authority to make my coworkers less shitty.

or my career as a "roast beef" purveyor is over ig

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work has been miserable because everyone is lazy and bad at their jobs except me. i left my last job because of that but this time i think the gm actually cares so im. going to tell him something has to change. he has to invest me with the Authority to make my coworkers less shitty.

or my career as a "roast beef" purveyor is over ig

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came home and my roommate's plumbob is red am i in trouble

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this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)

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LIVE SLUG REACTION???!!

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RIP Tom Lehrer

Send the Marines - Tom Lehrer (1965)

For might makes right And till they've seen the light They've got to be protected All their rights respected Till somebody we like can be elected!

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i slept on kat blaque forever because i hated her glasses but i enjoyed this conversation.

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When you work at fast food you end up eating a lot of fast food for convenience's sake. And then one day you go to a local Indian place or a Peruvian chicken restaurant and you're like oh shit that's right, food can actually be really really good.

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you ever find out a youtuber who makes videos about housecleaning and hoarding is actually disgraced former Cracked.com writer John Cheese, who exploited and sexually harassed young women online.

i wonder if he is still preying on fans.

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*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl*