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When you work at fast food you end up eating a lot of fast food for convenience's sake. And then one day you go to a local Indian place or a Peruvian chicken restaurant and you're like oh shit that's right, food can actually be really really good.

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you ever find out a youtuber who makes videos about housecleaning and hoarding is actually disgraced former Cracked.com writer John Cheese, who exploited and sexually harassed young women online.

i wonder if he is still preying on fans.

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*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

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fuck western lgbt 'community' case number billion

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i dont think bigtop burger is very good. maybe in 2007 it would have been funny. i really dont get the appeal.

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I was hoping by listing it all out you would gain some perspective, maybe realize it’s odd that she has life-threatening health problems that disappear to make room for new ones, or that her many broken bones seem to heal after a week. I guess you’re just determined to beg for donations forever. If it were my friend I would have offered her my couch to sleep on, but she’s been kicked out of every place she’s ever stayed so she must be a nightmare roommate.

If I’ve upset you, that’s fine; several times you’ve helped her remove her dog from safe environments and back into her hands, when she is unable to provide care for her. It is my belief that no one is entitled to a living creature, even if it is a “lifeline.”

July 18, 2025

Update on this post. Please help a disabled trans woman stay housed and survive! Charlotte has cancer and diabetes, and can’t work. She only recently got an apartment after being homeless for many years. Please help her get the remaining $300 for rent and food so she doesn’t end up on the street again! If 30 people send $10 that’s enough!

$charlottegraham86

VENM0 @ruby_arnone

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Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

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I'll donate $500 if you can provide documentation for all the conditions this woman has had in the last few years: a weak heart, a rotten jaw, lupus, cancer, diabetes, MRSA, many many broken bones, and anything else I'm forgetting.

July 18, 2025

Update on this post. Please help a disabled trans woman stay housed and survive! Charlotte has cancer and diabetes, and can’t work. She only recently got an apartment after being homeless for many years. Please help her get the remaining $300 for rent and food so she doesn’t end up on the street again! If 30 people send $10 that’s enough!

$charlottegraham86

VENM0 @ruby_arnone

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People actually do post like this on bluesky it rules

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Emmanuel Swedenborg has just given us some primo fap material 🥵🥵

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somehow i don’t think these sentences are true

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psychology youtube: it's good to have an internal locus of control and take responsibility for your life

me: hell yeah. i can get behind that

psychology youtuber: im not a lib anymore because the libs were mean to laci green and ana kasparian and made them conservative

me: wha

psychology youtuber: conservatives are actually really nice to me, a cishet white woman,

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my rowsdower wakes me up in the middle of the night several times but if i dont lock him in the bedroom with me there is a nonzero chance he will bite his sister and i will wake up to her screaming. sometimes i lock her in the room with me instead. she also wakes me up in the night.

I think Marty is going to be the kind of guy that gets his own bedroom for the foreseeable future if not forever. He is SO naughty at night and wakes me up almost every single night, sometimes multiple times a night. Brother, I am SLEEPY

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before twitter goes, here’s my favorite tweet of all time

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"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world