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i feel like uma musume with all its weird real life horses -> anime girl horses timeline shenanigans has a particularly chronic case of high school-itis that even my decade long idol gacha-tempered suspension of disbelief struggles to keep up. What do you mean this beautiful freak isn't a 30 year old woman who took 7 years to complete her first undergraduate degree

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TACH - NOLOGY

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princess "complex"? hmph. I suppose it would seem rather complex to a commoner

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I thought that the canopic jar of Ramose from 664–343 BC had a QR code on it

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cant believe im a real person what the hell. the good lord will just make anybbody

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me: hmm time to google something

google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩

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//venting

dude I can’t believe this 2 of these little monkeys already fell off the bed AND bumped their heads after I wagged my finger at them and told them, verbatim, “no more jumping on the bed” I even called the doctor and he told me the exact same thing they don’t listen to me when I fucking talk I hate this fucking place

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why did she sign off with that

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i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

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the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

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no i dont think women starving themselves and reconstructing their entire faces with makeup and plastic surgery is feminism and female empowerment

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Erik Tryggelin - Early winter morning - Skeppsholmen, Stockholm (1939)

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Liesl Kinzel (Austrian, 1886–1961) - Rose garden in bloom

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Sidney Sime (British,1865–1941) - Wild Beast Wood