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imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

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maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

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one of my friends just got a mug that connects to the internet and let's you upload pixel art and text to it remotely. he gave all of us access and

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"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.

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I'm choosing to believe this is real because it's funny and hurts no one

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This implies that we're trying to keep dogs and teenagers out. Or that we are trying to keep bugs in.

I like this. My house is the Fly House. No dogs or teens allowed at the Fly House.

I continue to run into people that are confused as to why Americans have screens on our windows and it’s really quite simple.

Bugs

Diseases carried by bugs

Other assorted wildlife such as dogs and teenagers

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Mmmmm fog. The fog rolls into the forest and I'm laying in the moss. I'd have a cold, misty face. There's bugs there too. Not all up on me, but they're skittering around me. It's their home after all. But I'd lay there for a while. In the fog.

I'll think about this feeling when I find the spider in my apartment. He's just chillin by the tv, watching Taskmaster with me and feeling the condensation on the windowsill.

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Are we actually scrubbing off all our eyeliner or do we leave it a little caked in for a bad bitch look? I'm trying to step into the goth side but I had a happy childhood so I'm not sure how makeup works.

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Walter Molino

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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

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I'd call that heifer Ash Wednesday

Moses, the cow with a cross on his forehead

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Grave offerings and burying the dead with tools and goods is actually such a deeply human thing to do. It's not really even necessarily about how much you believe in a literal afterlife or them taking the tools with them. It's also just going Wait, I'm Not Done Taking Care Of You, let me make you one more pair of socks so your feet won't be cold when you go wherever it is where I can't follow.

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i want to talk about my ocs but im literally this image. i got nothing