She/Her. The Famous Athena NoNames.
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It's a simple fact of life that when you replay chapters 1 and 2 (and then 3 and 4 in like half a year), at least 1/3 of the songs will be associated to a ytpmv and you will have to try harder then you've ever tried to not hear the ytpmv version
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kris being tormented part one
kris being tormented part two
kris being tormented part three
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RIP 4Chan, i'll never forget this post that instantly cured my social anxiety upon reading it 🫡

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we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf
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i can't get over this stupid fucking animation. i love how comically high the framerate is compared to all of his other animations. blud looks like he's boutta roundhouse kick silver the hedgehog
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A dark comedy about a cult leader who suddenly comes to his senses, realises that running a cult actually fucking sucks, tries to quit several times but the followers are too clingy, until he realises that the only way to get rid of them is to fake his own death in the most credible, believable, tangible way possible, in a way where absolutely none of them could deny that they really saw their leader straight-up die right in front of their eyes. Wouldn't even cross their minds to doubt that the corpse isn't the real deal. Their idea that their precious leader could never die (he said so once, while on cocaine) is shattered, their whole world is shattered.
So the former cult leader weasels out of it and starts a brand new, completely normal life somewhere else, happily pretending that absolutely none of that ever happened.
And then the followers find him again.
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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse
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This came into my head and I had no choice but to make it real
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can i come over and hang out underneath your desk and look up at you with big stupid puppy eyes while you work and then maybe give you some head. as a friend. as an oomf
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