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getting fired from my position as the emperor’s food tester because I keep taking too large of bites

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muoio malissimo

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my hater moment of the day is that I think it's very silly when very online people argue about "eldest daughter syndrome" like it's a real diagnosable condition with strict parameters and not an internet colloquialism

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(I'm gonna show you) how it's done, done, done

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On Friendship.

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I misspelled pepsi ONE FUCKING TIME

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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

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Taking the red hats off of half a dozen gnomes and loading them carefully, tearfully, into a revolver.

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Had the funniest experience earlier of my swiftie coworker putting the new white girl breakup songs™️ album on the speaker at work and the moment she left the room long enough for her phone to disconnect from Bluetooth our older coworker immediately put on 10 hours of relaxing tibetan flute music instead and we all collectively sighed in relief

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Put that beloved character in a little crop top that says slut in cursive font, in your mind, RIGHT. NOW.

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"You're so damn awkward, but 1000 might as well be you."

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please watch psych

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this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)

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an interesting linguistics find! so I'm reading this text from 1908 and it keeps referencing "hp" in the context of "not being at full hp" "applying your full hp to a task" etc

and I'm like....... okay that is a perfectly normal way to describe energy and reads totally clear to me, but I KNOW you don't mean hit points/health points which is the first place my brain goes, so what are YOU using hp to mean

and it's not explained in-text, which means it was common enough to not warrant explanation to the 1908 audience, so gotta look elsewhere

horsepower. turns out it's horsepower.

and I'm absolutely FASCINATED that a commonly used initialism from 1908 now stands for something different AND YET the contextual meaning is still the same to a 21st-century reader

I could hand this guy my nintendo switch and he'd be like, ah yes I understand, this ''''pokemon'''' loses horsepower throughout the fight

language is amazing

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you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!