nonbirbary
nonbirbary
Villain-Coded Queer
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I look at things, and sometimes do things
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nonbirbary · 7 days ago
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admittedly I don’t normally like modern shakespeare adaptations but once I went to see my cousin in a midsummer night’s dream and it opened with a high schooler saying “I don’t wanna read this play” so he sits down and eats an entire chipotle burrito on stage and then immediately falls asleep and the play begins but instead of the forest the faeries all hang out in a rainforest cafe TM and at one point in the middle of a scene the guy from the beginning just slowly drifts across the back of the stage on a skateboard, staring at all the characters as the events of the play transpire in the form of some sort of chipotle-induced coma lucid dream
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nonbirbary · 18 days ago
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sardines creature
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nonbirbary · 29 days ago
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got a text from my old boss that she got new kittens, which didn’t surprise me bc she’s infamous for having like 10+ cats at a time and is constantly taking in strays from neighboring farms. average thursday for her right. but then i go to actually open the image she sent and
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unique markings indeed!
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nonbirbary · 1 month ago
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coolest motherfuckers on the planet
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nonbirbary · 1 month ago
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got stuck on the toilet earlier and my inner monologue started coming in cookie monster's voice for some reason
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nonbirbary · 1 month ago
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Kill two birds with one stone
Antiquated
Birds are hard to hit
What did the birds do??
Hit two cops with one brick
Fresh
Cops are much easier to hit
We all know what they did
Queer rights
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nonbirbary · 1 month ago
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when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 
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nonbirbary · 1 month ago
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did u know that rainbow rowell is horribly racist in her depiction of park?
I have read the book multiple times, and nothing stood out for me as seeming ‘horribly racist’ or even, ‘hmmm, not sure I would have said that like that’ racist. There are characters who are MEANT to be shown as racist and/or insensitive, and I don’t know how you do that without … y’know … doing that. I am a white person, but I hope I’m not completely insensitive and desensitized to the feelings and plights of others. If you mean Rowell’s description of Park’s appearance is racist, I have seen one or two posts claiming that, and I’m not sure what to think.
I guess I think that the messages of the book are more important than a short description that maybe could have been more culturally sensitive. I guess I think that Asian-Americans are not often depicted in books, YA or otherwise, and while I completely acknowledge that truly problematic depictions are NOT better than no characters at all, I don’t think that Park as a character is problematic. Rainbow Rowell wrote a blog post about Why Park Is Korean that you might want to read, if you haven’t already.
If you read the entire book and still think that Park is depicted ON THE WHOLE in a racist way, I’d be interested to hear your reasoning. It could be that I am blinded by my culture and upbringing, but I hope not.
Bottom line: I’m a fan of Rainbow Rowell’s books, Eleanor & Park was the first one I read, and I’m not going to stop posting stuff about her books because of this message. If you hoped I would, you should probably unfollow me. 
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nonbirbary · 2 months ago
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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.
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nonbirbary · 2 months ago
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nonbirbary · 3 months ago
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nonbirbary · 3 months ago
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nonbirbary · 3 months ago
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idk if you know this, but the company making dragon dicks have done this for April Fools
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im dead
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nonbirbary · 3 months ago
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JOINTS IS PAIN
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nonbirbary · 3 months ago
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in loving memory of my favorite shirt
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nonbirbary · 3 months ago
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"red-pill" "snowflake" everything about v for vendetta...fascists really do love to steal and bastardize culture from the queer people they are trying to destroy
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nonbirbary · 4 months ago
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Escape Artist Featuring Quiver and Robber Guy
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