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Must suck ass to be like. a lawyer or something in the pokemon world. They haven't made any cool lawyer pokemon yet

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hedonism is good actually rich people just suck at it

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Grumpy Affectionate Dialogue

“Will you stop when I say it? Okay, you’re cute.”

“I don’t even want your attention – that much.”

“Oh, just shut up, I’m not blushing!”

“If any other person did this to me, they would be in big trouble.”

“This will not stop me from calling you an idiot.”

“No, you’re not allowed to smile at me like that.”

“I can never say ‘no’ to you, can I?”

“Why is your stupid face just so kissable.”

“I personally like it, but you do look silly like this.”

“Don’t call me angel. You’re angel!”

“How do you always make me love you even more when I don’t want to.”

“Too bad, you need to sleep here now. I can’t seem to sleep without you anymore.”

“I wouldn’t mind holding your hand. I guess.”

“This is stupid. And I hate that I like it so much.”

“No, I’m not cute, you’re cute!”

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hi im a mosquito I just noticed you're a giant ape with extremely dextrous limbs and binocular vision that make you well-equipped to kill me. its very nice of you to have just batted me away instead of annihilating me with a powerful thunderclap, as you could easily do. my plan from here on out is probably to fly in a sort of loose semicircle right back towards you and to try injecting you with my venoms and stealing your blood and giving you diseases etc. ah fuck

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:/ i wish “bad guy” by billie eilish came out 7 years ago :(

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happy Thursday the 20th

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this is self indulgent i love getting my hair brushed

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december 12, 2019. i would like to hold a hand

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Sometimes a creative outlet is a fun little hobby and sometimes it's a lifelong affliction. Like I crochet because making little woven animals sparks joy and I'm a writer whether I like it or not because I'm tormented by visions

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like whack a mole

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kinda obsessed with focalors lately tbh. like 3 seconds of screentime but did SO MUCH. self-sacrifice, but in the most performative way with almost ironic detachment. not like other archons archon. instead of integrating vishaps into society like whatever is natlan doing, whiteknighted for 1 (ONE) specific dragon in human shape. "actually fuck celestia, they try to judge ME? bitch i'll judge YOU." she would do numbers on tumblr. i just KNOW they were having insane passive agressive leftist infighing cunt-offs in archon chat with venti. uuuuh god of freedom, but still bootlicking celestia? incheresting lol. oh, my country's justice system fucking sucks? wow i'd love to see how you'd be coping if opressors cursed YOUR country femboy

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I'm certainly not the first person to say this, but:

Focalors is basically Furina's deadname, right? Hell, Focalors literally died.

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kinda obsessed with focalors lately tbh. like 3 seconds of screentime but did SO MUCH. self-sacrifice, but in the most performative way with almost ironic detachment. not like other archons archon. instead of integrating vishaps into society like whatever is natlan doing, whiteknighted for 1 (ONE) specific dragon in human shape. "actually fuck celestia, they try to judge ME? bitch i'll judge YOU." she would do numbers on tumblr. i just KNOW they were having insane passive agressive leftist infighing cunt-offs in archon chat with venti. uuuuh god of freedom, but still bootlicking celestia? incheresting lol. oh, my country's justice system fucking sucks? wow i'd love to see how you'd be coping if opressors cursed YOUR country femboy

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psa to everyone on antipsychotics during the summertime

some antipsychotics can make you more susceptible to heat exhaustion because they make it so your body cannot regulate your body temperature correctly. I learned this the hard way last summer, I got really nasty heat exhaustion while on a high dose of quetiapine. so check if your meds react badly to heat, and if they do, please be sure to wear your sunscreen, have light cover ups on or with you, wear a hat, and stay hydrated! be safe

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“Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.”