tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn
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i keep thinking of this
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i keep thinking of this
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i don’t have rizz i have big brown eyes and a loving heart
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I NEED TO READ I NEED TO WRITE I NEED TO CREATE I NEED TO DRAW I NEED TO CLEAN I NEED TO WORK OUT I NEED TO LEARN *watches YouTube for 6 hours*
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if it was about 15 years ago i’d already have seen 12 different AMVs of chimera falin set to three days grace animal i have become on my feed but that just doesn’t happen anymore. because of woke
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I fucking love western au’s like hell yeah put that motherfucker on a horse
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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
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Yeehaw-verse
: let's get this already western themed media more western
Showdown at Gunsmoke
Ruby Ryder
(I know this rifle isn't going to work but I had to incorporate a cross somehow... I lack imagination )
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I'll never know how you're gonna grow//You'll never know I loved you so
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it’s easy to forget, so I’ll remind y’all: you can make fantasy versions of anything. yes even things you might not think about. like soil types. I am thinking of fantasy soil types right now
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
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I think the tongue eating louse from how fish is made has tumblr sexyman potential
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i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around
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i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around
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i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around
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hope all my organs see sunlight one day. they earned it.
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