nonnewtonianracoon

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hey btw fictional smut is not real sex. since i know there's plethora of young audience here who reads thinking they need to be like the porn in fics, no you don't. let me tell you that tits come in all sizes and it's normal. sagging is normal. stretch marks, scars, hairy bodies are normal. strawberry skin is okay. hyperpigmentation in pelvic region is normal. not every pussy is light barbie pink. a vagina looks like a vagina; you don't have to be grossed out. most of the women can't squirt at all also can't cum with just vaginal penetration. 6 inches is big. always use protection. prep it before you put it in. don't ever try anal without lube and stretching. not everyone cums like seven times back to back. aftercare is important. and lastly for the love of god, do not ever try cervix fucking.

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what if we kept lawns but got rid of lawnmowers. that could be so funny

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All from @mattxiv on Instagram.

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Hi if you ever find yourself in a relationship saying anything along the lines of "well I can't leave cause I would never be able to find something better than this because I'm trans/fat/aging/antisocial/unlucky" I beg of you to run. Please. You can find and build better but in order to do that you have to take the first step out the door. You do not have to endure abuse, mistreatment, or just plain incompatibility for the sake of a fraction of happiness. You don't.

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Online friendship is seeing that your buddy sent you a discord message saying "free horse corpse" at 4:43 am, and needing to process what the fuck that means before putting together that they were replying to something you sent them at 7:30 pm yesterday.

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and the worst part is google doesn't even answer the questions that get you put on fbi watchlists anymore

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bitch fuck you, i write for myself✨

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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

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Considering writing fanfiction but like…. Don’t want someone to come bash me over the skull because I didn’t portray a character how they prefer…

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yes given a half an opportunity i would time-travel in order to kidnap my child self and bring them to the present and raise them with love and tenderness and safety, and that's a completely normal thought that everyone has had

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I want you all to know you can info dump AND cum dump in me

I’m not just a slut, I’m a slut that cares <3

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“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun

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This is how I feel when I write something and throw it at someone else 😁

Or have already read it and recommended it. The amount of creepy Grinch grinning and ominous giggling I do while watching someone read what I tossed their way is concerning