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OKAY SO, I posted smth about ur deku having a crush on his wife fic because it was amazing and I couldn't find it,,,

NOW THAT I HAVE RE-READ IT. Can I request something similar for Bakugo?

"Bakugo having a crush on his wife" fic UR SO GOOD AT MAKING FICS

Ur fluff fics are suppPERRRRR CUTE!

(you don't have to do this btw!)

other bnha men loving their wives - deku / shoto

awww i'm so glad you liked it <33 i looooove writing these so much they're so fun

Request for: Katsuki Bakugou Warnings: not super proofread :/, modern lingo that will one day be dated Word Count: 1K ~~~

DYNAMIGHT EXPOSES CRUSH ON WIFE - uploaded by HeroFeed, a trusted hero news network, two hours ago.

“Oh, hey,” you lean across the kitchen island, holding your phone out to Katsuki, “that interview’s already up.”

“Huh?” he turns away from the stove, brow raising, “You gonna watch it?”

“I dunno, maybe when you’re on a mission or something,” you shrug.

Katsuki leans forward and kisses your forehead, “Have fun, sap.”

“You’re the sap!”

“Fuck no.”

“I think the video would show otherwise.”

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“Introduce yourselves,” comes from behind the camera.

Katsuki, ever the hater of interviews, huffs before following the instruction, “Great Explosion Murder God - Dynamight.”

“Bimbo.”

“No, be fuckin’ real,” Katsuki’s chuckling, oh so lightly, as he says it, “We’re doin’ this shit together.”

“Okay,” you look the camera dead in the lens as you say your hero name, “And that’s the truth.”

“It is,” Katsuki nods in your defense.

“Okay, first question - the best gift you’ve ever gotten?”

“Mina once got me a book of the worst poems ever, and on page nineteen it says ‘You ripped out my heart, so I ripped off your clit.’ And I think that’s beautiful,” you turn to your husband, placing a hand over his, “What about you, babe?”

“You,” he takes his other hand and places it over yours, “got me a shirt that says ‘Feminism’ over my boobs,” Katsuki turns his head to the camera, “and underneath, it says ‘it gives you great tits.’”

“Aw, I’m glad you like it.”

“How could I fuckin’ not?”

“Good answer,” you retract your hand but he takes it back, securing your hand within his own.

“Next - “ the voice behind the camera continues, “worst opinion you’ve ever heard?”

“Someone once said that Todoroki’s hotter than you,” you mumble, “Bad opinion.”

Katsuki nods, “I’ve heard kids call you ‘mid’, absolutely dogshit take,” he points at the camera, “I’ll kill anyone who thinks that my wife isn’t amazing and incredible because you’re all just fucking wrong.”

“Craziest dream you’ve ever had?”

“Last night,” you snap and point at the camera, “I dreamt that Katsu and I went to the zoo but all the animals were actually human babies.”

“What was I wearing?” he suddenly asks, prompting a quizzical stare from you, “You fuckin’ heard me. What was I wearing?”

“I- I dunno,” you shake your head, laughing at his serious expression, “Nothing.”

“I was butt-ass naked?” his eyes widen, “Pervert.”

“No, like, nothing of interest,” you shrug, “Dream you lacks drip.”

“Fuckin’ rude, dream me should know better,” Katsuki ‘tsk’s, then points at the camera, “Start dressing well for your wife, that’s my lesson. Even if you don’t have a wife, imagine you’re dressing for mine - and then cry because you’ll never get to know her like I do.”

“Katsu!” you lightly smack his shoulder with the hand not holding his, fully knowing he can barely feel it beneath his muscle, “That’s so rude!”

“You know who you married! I meant that shit!” he looks at the ceiling before glancing at you, “Craziest dream I had - I was chopping carrots but they all looked like Aizawa and were lecturing me on self-control.”

The woman asking you two questions from behind the camera laughs before asking the next question, “Cutest pet name between the two of you?”

“Oh! Oh! I’ve been waiting to talk about this,” you’re nearly jumping out of your seat with excitement and Katsuki can’t bring himself to smother down the small smile that sprouts at his lips, “One time, early in the morning, Katsu was all tired and said ‘Hi, Elmo,” and I assumed it was a joke or something but when I asked why he called me that, he just said, ‘I love Elmo.’”

“You call me bomb-boy,” he murmurs, squeezing your hand in his, “I like when you call me that. Makes me feel… fuckin’ cool.”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah.”

“Then I’ll do it more.”

He nods, squeezing your hand once more, and the woman asks her next question, “Something you’ve defended the other person for, even though you know they were in the wrong?”

“She,” Katsuki’s immediate to point at you, eyes wide, “fucking hit Endeavor’s giant ass fucking car. And I sat there and defended her.”

“As you should have,” you giggle, leaning over to kiss your husband’s cheek, “And thank you.”

“Well,” he shakes, “what the fuck was Endeavor doing on your road?”

“Exactly!” you cheer, “Anyway, I once looked our old homeroom teacher in the eye and said that Katsuki wasn’t technically breaking dress code because even though his pants were sagging, they weren’t low enough to be called sagging by code-standards,” you sigh dreamily, batting your eyelashes at your husband, “And I’d do it all over again.”

“And, of course, what would you do if your significant other was a worm?”

You answer first, “I would keep him alive in the most special tank and then mourn him when he dies after four years.”

“I,” Katsuki immediately follows after, “would drive myself fucking mad as a scientist trying desperately to figure out a way to turn you human so I could marry you.”

“How romantic,” you tease.

“And, lastly, anything you two think the audience should know?”

“This guy once went out with a bunch of his friends and texted me saying he was drunk, and like ten minutes later - Red Riot sends me a picture of him passed out with his phone on and zoomed in on one of our wedding pictures,” you pat your husband’s arm, “He loves me.”

“Speaking of our wedding,” Katsuki begins, “shitty hair asked me the day before we got married if I thought I was doing the right thing,” Katsuki scratches the side of his nose, dodging your eyes, “Getting married so fuckin’ young, I mean. He asked if I was doin’ the right thing and I told him I’d love you till the day I died,” he shakes his head when you grin and kiss his cheek, “‘s so fuckin’ cheesy.”

“Yeah, but it’s adorable,” you coo.

“I’m still tough,” he points into the camera, eyes narrowing, “I’ll kill you.”

“No, he won’t,” you smile, leaning into Katsuki’s side.

As if on instinct, he brings an arm around you, kissing the side of your head, “No, I won’t. I love my wife - I do what she says.”

“That’s my big, strong husband,” you jokingly pat his muscled chest, not noticing the way Katsuki seems to beam with pride at your words.

“Hell yeah, I am.”

And he’s more than willing to exclaim it in front of the camera as long as it makes you happy.

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HIGHLIGHT OF THE YEAR

He gets me through my day

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ok but like when i think if Bakugou i just KNOW he will do anything in his power to scare you.

if you have kids he’ll have them in on it to help him lead you into his trap.

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REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

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OBSESSED 🧎🏾‍♀️

Bakupool 

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OMG IM TURNING 20 THIS MONTH😭 IM NOT GONNA BE A TEENAGER ANYMORE!!!!

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REALLY BECAUSE WHO IS ACTUALLY USING THIS FEATURE?!???

i am disgusted, tumblr please move those lives ELSEWHERE! WHY ARE THEY AT THE TOP!?!? I DON’T WANT THAT TO BE THE FIRST THING I SEE WHEN I OPEN THIS APP PLSSS

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And some Dadsuki for soft thoughts this morning💕

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to get into the holiday spirit😤

Dec 1st -🅶etting 🅸nto 🆃he 🅲hristmas 🆂pirit

K. Bakugou X Reader

Gazing from your shared apartment window, autumn leaves falling from its dried branches, its leaves mixed with red and orange blending in so perfectly while the other leaves were either red, orange or yellow. We all know what that means.  

That time of the year has arrived and you just can’t wait to get into its tradition, “Hey Kat, what do you wanna do for the Christmas Holidays?” you requested your hot heated boyfriend, laying on both ends of the couch with your legs intertwined with his. “Screw that shit” he encountered with his eyes still glued to his phone, your mood deflated slightly, deciding to question him further on why he doesn’t want to celebrate Christmas with you considering this will be your first Christmas together. “Kat, don’t you want to celebrate it with me?” you poked your bottom lip out, covering his phone with your palm so that his undivided attention will be on you.

An exhale puff of air left his lips, “Never been one to celebrate”, your lips pulled into a thin line, pondering how you could get him to rejoice your very first christmas together, you guys have been dating for a little over eight months now. “Come on we have to, this will be our first christmas together,” entwining your finger with his you ended, “Don’t you want it to be a memorable time?” with doe eyes that could fit the whole universe. How was he supposed to say no to  that and it's true it's gonna be your first ever winter together as a couple, the good out-ruled the bad after a few minutes pondering if you guys really should or not.

Hey it wouldn’t kill spending some nice couple bonding. What better to do so by doing these sweet little activities with each other. “Alright, only with you though, everyone else can go to hell” he agreed, you couldn’t help but let out little squeals while bear hugging your boyfriend, slightly suffocating him with your chest. Honestly he could be in there all there. 

Resting on your back against the couch rest as well as dragging your boyfriend down with you and loosing your arms around his head until your fingertips massages his scalp causing his eyes to flutter shut at the feeling with his elbows that rested on either side of you, quietly listening to your heart. A good combination to put him to sleep. You went on how you guys are going to acknowledge your very first and not going to be last Christmas with one another.

How was this?😌

𝕃𝕚𝕜𝕖𝕤, 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕓𝕝𝕠𝕘𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕

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Until next time😏

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thinkin’ about sucking katsuki off while he’s in an important meeting, the other pro heroes not noticing that you were under the huge table sucking dynamight off, his thick cock barley fitting inside your mouth as you tried to take him fully, he was letting groans and hisses, moving all the time — thrusting his hips upwards, teasing his tip with your tongue, circling around his mushroom looking tip. “dynamight? is everything alright there?” some pro hero known as ingenium asked, “huh? yeah everything is okay” katsuki mutters letting out a low grunt after that, without anyone noticing katsuki looks down on where you are & frowns, “cut it out, what do you think will happen if you get caught?” he whispers in a slightly panicked tone, ignoring the pro-hero & continuing sucking around his fat cock, sucking so slowly & teasingly.

“and this brings the end of the meeting, any questions?” someone said & getting “no” as a reply from every pro hero in the room.

katsuki waited in his seat before all the pro heroes exist, leaving you & him alone. looking down on you katsuki smirks, “didn’t even let me cum, you really wanna get punished, don’t ya’?”

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Bakugou in grey sweatpants. Bakugou in grey sweatpants, and a simple white, v neck t-shirt, that fits his arms and shoulders a little too snug. That’s it. That’s the thought. 

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ik this isn’t abt bakugou or wtv, but i keep getting stuff on my fyp on here abt the new monarch in Britain. IM NOT BRITISH, I LIVE IN US FUCKING A

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i literally came here from wattpad and I REALIZED THAT IT SUCKS. LIKE BRO, BFFR. the only thing i don’t rlly like is that sometimes there are REALLY GOOD imagines/one shots OR WTV THERE FUCKING CALLED, and like it’s just a one shot so it’s not a series but i’d die for it to be one🧎🏾‍♀️