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[nonspecific-bird]

Who would win? The thousand ton flying meathook t-rex, or… monkey with a stick?

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why is privacy so eroded. I get treated like a nutcase if I say no, I don't want strange companies taking pictures of my home and putting them online for maps or whatever. I don't want to be in the background of your tiktok, and I think it's weirder for you to assume I'm okay with it than it is for me to politely ask you to refilm it so my face isn't in the frame. I don't enjoy handing my employer a list of every online account I have and feeling under surveillance when I'm just shit posting or sharing pictures of my cats or garden harvest. I don't want to hear your private calls on speaker on the bus, esp when the person on the line doesn't know you're broadcasting their words to strangers. I don't want an algorithm guessing what will piss me off the most so I spend more time online, engaging with shit I don't want to see or hear out of outrage. I don't want any of this. it's total ass.

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BOOP INCOMING

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obsessed w him

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*jigsaw voice* hello rich and successful youtuber, I want to play a game. The rules are simple: pay to have accurate and accessible captions made for your videos, something well within your budget, and you go free. Choose auto generated captions and you won't be so fortunate. Live or die the choice is you- oh. Oh you're dead already. Well.

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Big fan of characters realizing they don't get to die. They have to live. And grow. And be a person. And deal with shit they thought they'd never have to. And be fucked up about it. I would like more of this. Enough dying for honor or as redemption. It ain't. You're just a corpse. There is no moral value in dirt time.

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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

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i love when intuitive eaters try to offer you dietary advice. 'i just listen to my body uwu' ok. my body is telling me to eat 57 hotdogs in a row.

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does anyone know what the first step of unlearning shame is. please say it’s substance abuse

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Thanks, I hate it

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Grey Wolf taking a roll call and gretting responses from seemingly the entire forest.

Sound on.