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Gonna be delusional and believe that I predicted these frames /J

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this is so stupid

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castletown retirement home

inspo:

continuing my pursuit of being their biggest advocate

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the concept: tenna introducing himself to mettaton in the dark world

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"Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?" Sure do, no problem!!

"YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?" I gotcha!! Comin' right up!

"Now that's what I'm talkin' about! But... how about if I'm feeling like it's the kinda day where I need my clothing to be bifurcated???" Never fear, joggers are here!

*wild cheering* /scene

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kids have started to learn how to dance with their hands are you fucking scared?

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collect my flop posts

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one of my favorite moments of my mom is when i made her play undertale in 2021 on the switch and when she fought mettaton for the essay question “what do you like most about mettaton” she (agonizingly slow with the on screen keyboard) typed out “his sparkling wit”

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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I like to think spamton is a bit of a masochist. As a treat

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This is how that scene went right guys

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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