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So I was trying to google a respectable picture of snufkin to use for reference for an art project when I came across this picture.

And I kind of got distracted.

I am unworthy of the title “human”.

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Not all jobs are fun… some take a long time…. … not Dakens style of work…

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everyone who reblogs this will receive a picture of spencer shay in their inbox 

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Hallitus

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The Amazing Mr Karls And His Adorable Game/Nap Buddies

Photos by Kitty Adventure Rescue League & Sanctuary

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Freddie Mercury really loved cats. He had a vest with portraits of his cats painted on it, wrote songs about some of them, and had albums dedicated to not only his favorite cats, but to “all the cat lovers across the universe.” Source Source 2

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Same tho

ETSY / INSTAGRAM

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(via keelythepest)

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❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I’m so sorry, but this just looks like a rip from a rap video.

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How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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Prätkähiirten Parhaat Herjat

Katsoin kansalaisvelvollisuudekseni tehdä tämän kollaasin kun en vielä tällaista ole suomeksi mihinkään kirjoitettuna löytänyt.

“Hyvästi senkin kumiaivoiset kuraläpät!” - Nuikki

“Kato etees senkin haiseva hillokauha!” - Vinski

“Lopeta senkin öljybarreli!” - Santtu

“Loikkaas ylös jo, turskaturpa.” - Vinski

“Pitäis mennä sunkin jakeluun, suolisilmä.” - Turbo

“Tää on oman käden oikeutta senkin kutujuusto.”  Turbo

“Tuki suus molo.” - Santtu

“Kun ne killisilmäiset kiusankappaleet tuodaan tänne…” - Leipäjuusto

“Senkin pahviaivoinen palsternakka!” - Leipäjuusto

“Päästä mut irti senkin liukaslätkä!” - Santtu

“Saamarin sikamaiset sopulit!” - Rasvanahka

“Sähän näytät ihan hännälliseltä Aku Ankalta.” - Turbo

“Auta, senkin arbuusin näköinen aivovaurio!” - Leipäjuusto

“Senkin torttunaamainen tonnikala!” - Nuikki

“No ei sun turvonnu turpakaan mitään ykkösluokan silmänruokaa oo, kaiffari.” - Turbo

“Te pateettiset pasta-aivot voisitte jo lopettaa pelleilyn.” - Leipäjuusto

“Älä koettele kärsivällisyyttäni sinä senkin apinan näköinen alkemisti!” - Leipäjuusto

“Sä luulet olevas fiksukin vaikket oo muuta ku lampaanaivonen kuli!” - Moto

“Mikä maksaa, senkin taliaivoinen tamburiini?” - Leipäjuusto

“Jos jalkani ois kunnossa hakkaisin noi honottavat hanhet henkihieveriin!” - Moto

“Senkin seinähullu seniili!” - Leipäjuusto

“Ei, senkin anabolinen alfabeetikko.” - Leipäjuusto

“Senkin suppilovahvero!” - Leipäjuusto

“Kuka tämä telkänpönttö on?” - Leipäjuusto

“Hei viemärivosu!” - Vinski

“Sen kun höhötätte, senkin otsatukattomat olennot.” - Leipäjuusto

“Se limalahna huijasi minua ennen kuin minä ehdin huijata häntä.” - Leipäjuusto

“Niinkös tuumailet, vesinokkaeläin?” - Turbo

“Savuta toi simo!” - Vinski

“Ehkäpä sinä löytäisit tähän tehtävään jonkun sopivamman kuin tämä hikinen hirven näköinen hillokauha.” - Leipäjuusto

“Siirry, ylipainoinen yrjö.” - Joku Leipäjuuston pahis

“Siitä kiitos herra vibra-Petterille.” - Moto

“Mitä nyt, sinä herneaivoinen heinäseiväs?” - Leipäjuusto

“Miksi niiden onnettomien oravan näköisten opossumien onnistuu aina pilata aikeeni?” - Leipäjuusto

“Anna se tänne senkin meetvursti!” - Leipäjuusto

“Senkin rajoitteinen rapa-aivoinen rasvaimu.” - Leipäjuusto

“Mitä sä oikein aiot senkin kuolaava kumisilmä?” - Santtu

“Haluan ehdottomasti että ne Pappatunskilla paahtavat pahvikorvat pannaan paloiksi!” - Leipäjuusto

“Olen taiteilija, senkin hormooniheikki. En beibi.” - Kivikasvo

“Väijys tänne päin paksupeffa!” - Vinski

“Ihan oikein sulle senkin seksiaddikti!” - Santtu

“Nyt vauhtia senkin seniili seinäruusu!” - Leipäjuusto

“Ei vaan käy, senkin sisälmyssäkki.” - Turbo

“Häivy siitä senkin masokistinen maskotti!” - Leipäjuusto

“Arvoisat pinttyneet alusastiani…” - Leipäjuusto

“Hei! Senkin solmusuolinen seko!” - Nuikki

“Ja mikä se mahtaa olla senkin nokkava nisuaivo?” - Leipäjuusto

“Senkin pölysaasteinen hernepää!” - Leipäjuusto

“Senkin laardipatukka!” - Leipäjuusto

“Luulen, että tuo jodlaava jolkotin on antanut minulle idean.” - Leipäjuusto

“Senkin kompostikaali!” - Leipäjuusto

“Sieltä mistä aina ennenkin, vaseliini.” - Leipäjuusto

“Senkin degeneroituneet duunarit!”- Leipäjuusto

“Suu suppuun, sketsiobjekti!” - Nuikki

“Sinä… senkin suorituspaineinen potta!” - Leipäjuusto

“Senkin karvakukkarot!” - Nuikki

“Sinä et tajua omaa puhettasikaan senkin separaattori.” - Leipäjuusto

“Häivy senkin idiootti tonokki.” - Leipäjuusto

“Olet vastuussa tästä senkin virastovamppi!” - Leipäjuusto

“Sitten aloitat seuraavan tihutyön, senkin sätkivä sellusuti” - Leipäjuusto

“Uuno uuvatti stupidi!“ - Leipäjuusto

“Jea älä luovuta, vosu. Kyllä vuosia vanha korppukin löytää jonkun pellen itselleen jonan päivänä.” - Nainen jonka nimeä en muista

“Senkin sappikivi!” - Leipäjuusto

“Senkin lusmuileva luumu!” - Leipäjuusto

“Hei, ei pahemmin munapäältä!” - Vinski

“Ja kukas sinä olet laukomaan solvauksia, senkin puromuikku?” - Leipäjuusto

“Voi ei, parahin lypsyjakkara.” - Leipäjuusto

”Senkin rengaskäärme!” - Leipäjuusto

“Senkin pyrstömolva!” - Leipäjuusto

Että siitä vaan sana haltuun. :D…senkin honottavat hanhet.                                                                                                                                

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hajosin tälle niin vitust

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samoin

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Piirrä Kaapo siitä lastenohjelmasta aikuisena mutta se on tosi anime + omistaa aseen? :D