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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

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Dude i think everything is smiling at me lol *looks back over shoulder* Everything is really going my way *looks back over other shoulder*

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never "look inside" yourself btw i just tried it and there was already someone in there looking back it was so awkward

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"go to hell" is basic. "i hope the new season of a show you waited 6 months for erases the entirety of what you know about your favorite character, takes his obvious ptsd traits and uses them to instead call him a coward, and then kills him immediately after changing everything about him." is terrifying. it's possible. it happened to me and my friend kang daeho

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🌸👶🩸

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me: So then we take the liquified wood pulp, and dry it again, into these thin sheets. caveman: [confused, but trying to keep up] uh huh. me: And we take the graphite stick - it doesn't need to be wrapped in wood like this, but we like making them this way so you don't get graphite on your hands. And that's what we draw with. caveman: [eyes lighting up] Oohhh so you use the wood pulp sheets to paint on them, like hides? me: Exactly! And now, you could use this method to draw anything you can visualise with your mind's eye, but for the sake of this demonstration, let's draw a vision of a woman with features of an animal whose powers and traits she represents, and a figure that is stylised and exaggerated beyond what nature really allows. caveman: As wide as she is tall, with tits to match? me: Exactly. caveman: This is the only sensible use of this technology.

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i got carried away with the “you wouldn’t […]” meme

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A Blacksmith’s Dream

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real?🎀

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If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)

I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).

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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

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You'll never fuck a weird bitch if you have no whimsy

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a prison of yr own design </3

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SAW VI (2009) dir. Kevin Greutert

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We don’t play Good Cop/Bad Cop shenanigans here, there’s only a shitty cop and an even worse one.