noodle-the-queen

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does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago

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i do appreciate the way that we tumblr users have evolved our language to discuss our feelings related to The Character/The Guy. you used to have to just say he was hot or he was making your ovaries explode or he was a precious cinnamon roll even if he looked bad or was just kind of standing there or whatever. now you can say things like “the creature” or “he looks so sopping wet here” or “i want to chain him to my radiator” like it’s just more inclusive and adaptable to the situation

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True

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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"Your love language is what you were deprived of as a child" actually no you're allowed to want, prefer and like things without everything tracing back to some dormant unprocessed trauma. You can just say you want to bounce on it without having to explain how as a child you always wanted - but never got - a trampoline.

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i feel like we as a digital society have forgotten the important rules of the internet

Don't feed the trolls

Never give out personal information

Anonymity is the best defense

Don't click suspicious links

Don't click popups and ads

Just because it's written doesn't mean it's true

You are responsible for your own experience

There is porn of everything, act accordingly

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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can somebody who is really good at assassinating please just try their best

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Yall will never understand sugar bowl gen kit and Olaf the way I do god I love them so fucking much I genuinely get emotional thinking about them

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fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap

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I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.

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if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!

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what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

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shows should have 22 episodes a season again where half of them are low stakes silly fun shit happening. this i believe with my whole heart