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Fun fact my brother once asked me what a pinecone made of tongues would look like and now I've lost control of my life

…i hate this website someone please draw this

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TED LASSO (TV Series 2020– ) ➼ Episode #2.6: The Signal 🖕

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Really disappointed that “women can be both strong and feminine” has been turned into “women can be strong but only if they’re sexy about it” by a lot of modern media.

time to bring back “women can be strong and they don’t have to be feminine” and also “women can be strong and they don’t have to be sexy” and also time to riot a little

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Really disappointed that “women can be both strong and feminine” has been turned into “women can be strong but only if they’re sexy about it” by a lot of modern media.

time to bring back “women can be strong and they don’t have to be feminine” and also “women can be strong and they don’t have to be sexy” and also time to riot a little

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weird medieval guys on twitter

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Was walking my dog downtown and he stopped to drink from a dog bowl in front of a bar and I was like “Oh, are you a thirsty little boy?” And a grown-ass man sitting there said “i guess I am,” as he took a sip of his beer and then he realized I was not talking to him and looked completely horrified

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theyre talking about us again

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can’t have seasonal affective disorder if i say that winter isn’t real it was just invented by Big Vivaldi to sell all four of his seasons

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HATE when you’re inserting your email somewhere and literally from the first letter the website is like “invalid email address” like yes i know. I’m typing it right now. My email address is obviously not just the letter ‘m��. Stop

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I have yeeted the mirror that was on your wall

and which you were probably hoping to shave with

Forgive me it is a foul bauble of man’s vanity

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love the phrase 'methinks'. me does think. thinketh me do.

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I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos

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people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that?