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my new thing has been just… acting on my ideas. like i thought maybe my desk would look better on a different part of my room so i like. moved it? just like that! i ripped an old anatomy book and stuck the diagrams up on my wall like some kind of old timey victorian doctor. i wanted a starbucks and i walked one and a half miles back and forth in a floridian storm and goddamn it was a good coffee. life is too short babey if you think of something just do it. nike

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I think @mulaney would approve

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somebody fucking save tan france

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all i want is at least one time in my life someone stop an airplane for me and confess their love is that too much to ask

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i have the anxiety levels of 90s rom-com lead hugh grant

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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

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Anyone got suggestions for creepy documentaries im in the mood

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kinda cool to think how someone somewhere is having the best day of their life today. someone’s hearing “i love you” for the first time today. someone’s gonna meet the love of their life today. someone’s gonna get the job of their dreams today. it’s someone’s best day today. and guess what binch? tomorrow it could be ur best day so keep going

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every word out of guillermo del toro’s mouth is the most hardcore thing i’ve ever heard and he says it all so casually like he doesn’t even realize how much of a gothic visionary he is 

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when franz kafka said “i could have built the pyramids with the effort it takes me to cling on to life and reason”

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“If you’ve been up all night and cried till you have no more tears left in you- you will know that there comes in the end a sort of quietness.”

— C.S. Lewis, The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe (via amargedom)

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you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

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i crave simple things in life like fresh sourdough bread with a shallow but ornate dipping bowl containing olive oil/balsamic/fresh herbs on a moonlit evening overlooking the sea in some fuckall, Mediterranean location where i’m left alone to eat my bread and let the iodine from the sea air heal my torn up spirit & also six hundred million dollars in unmarked duffle bags stuffed into a swiss bank account box i receive for completing a job of dubious morality

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the BEST part of mamma mia (2008) one of the greatest movies ever made:

the (purposeful?) lack of effort put into the flashbacks, just straight up putting a wig on 47 year old colin firth, 55 year old pierce brosnan, and 56 year old stellan skarsgard and saying they’re all like 20 (TWENTY) is a level of iconic very few movies possess 

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!