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Percy Jackson and the Impending Pile of Everlasting Homework

I haven’t been active lately for this exact reason and I am very sorry!! I will try to get back do drawing more often right after all these exams are over.

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fuck every single one of you will solace is a ravenclaw

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SOLANGELO, IN THEIR 30s AND MOVING INTO A NEW HOUSE

Real-estate agent: I must warn you, Dr. Solace, this house is rumored to be haunted.

Will: Good, my husband needs more friends.

Nico, from another room: What are you saying, Gretchen? You were murdered with an egg-boiler? Preposterous!

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My favorite siblings ❤

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*over text*

Percy: I'm learning ukrllendbd!!

Percy: Ukelndjd

Will: Same

Percy: Ukrlekd

Will: Take your time

Percy: Ukelela

Percy: Umkelee

Percy: Mini guitar

Will: There you go

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Nico: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Leo: Yes

Nico: I was hula hopping. Will and I attend a class for fitness and for fun

Leo: Oh my God

Nico: I've mastered all the moves. [Shows photos on phone] The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle...

Leo: Why are you telling me this?

Nico: Because no one will ever believe you [deletes photos]

Leo: You sick son of a bitch

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Sometimes I think my life is unexpected but then I remember that if my life was a book I am Nico di Angelo and sunshine people are my type. I need to finish reading those books.

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Nico di Angelo

"Reyna marvelled at how peaceful he looked. The worry lines vanished. His face became strangely angelic…like his surname, di Angelo. She could almost believe he was a regular fourteen-year-old boy, not a son of Hades who had been pulled out of time from the 1940s and forced to endure more tragedy and danger than most demigods would in a lifetime."

-- Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus 

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Sweety! You look so pretty

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MerMay2018 Percy Jackson

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Rick Riordan: “Will put his arm around his boyfriend...”

My Bi Ass: O h god,,, oh fukc,,, look at,,, bless,,, o h my god,,,

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Disney: okay Rick, we need to collaborate: no problems with Nico being gay, but no more gay stuff, okay?

Rick Riordan, writing about the “significant annoyance” and bi!Apollo: *sweats nervously*

Disney: Rick.

Rick Riordan:

Disney: Rick what did you do

Rick Riordan, slowly getting away: nothing

Disney: R i c k.

Rick Riordan: *trows the draft* I SAID NOTHING

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i love them

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Will, after seeing people do something stupid: oh god what fucking idiots

Will, after realising it’s Kayla, Austin, Nico and Apollo: oh no those are my idiots.

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Will: *exists*

Nico: *googles "how to tell someone you love them without admitting you have emotions"*

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Piper: Well, well, well! We yeet again, my dudes.

Monsters, crying: Please, just kill us already.

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Percy, following Leo: C'mon Leo, this is super important! Life saving! Vital!

Leo: Making your sword make the lightsaber sound is not at all "vital".

Percy: So you'll do it?

Leo: Yeah, sure.

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Annabeth, wondering out loud: How long does it take an owl to die?

Frank: Seven books.

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Jason: I can name all your bones!

Nico: I can break all your bones.

Will: I can do both at the same time.

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Hazel: //eating a cinnamon roll//

Kayla: Cannibalism.

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Austin: //plays the piano//

Leo: //dances up to the piano//

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Zeus: What did I tell you NOT to do?

Hades: Raise the dead.

Zeus: And what did you do?!

Hades, shamefully: Raise the dead...