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AFTER ME I GIVE IT TO YOU BABY, GOUACHE ON PAPER, 2022

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oh my

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dear god i fucking love women

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the canes marketing department deserves a $10 million contract and their name on the cup like are you serious right now

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this reddit comment will bridge the gap and explain the significance of the toronto maple leafs series one victory tonight for several of my followers

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WHY YOU SHOULD ROOT FOR THE SEATTLE KRAKEN TO WIN THE STANLEY CUP:

if andre burakovsky wins a third cup, he will have won as many cups as sidney crosby

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Hey. Hey! Why am I going every fucking time? Fuck you! | PHI vs WSH 01.14.23

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“Henrik Lundqvist in the house with a couple of actors…” 😘😘😘 | wild @ rangers | 01.10.23

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THE NHL????

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tk hunts jack and nico takes exception | PHI @ NJD 12.16.22

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you are a disgusting little whore for objectifying and sexualising hardworking athletic men like you do, go to hell

daily affirmations

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The Standard

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me as an nhl reporter in a post-game press interview: so do you agree that feeling the most secure touching each other while wearing literal armour is a metaphor for the human condition? your vulnerability in these goal celebrations is offset by the fact that you aren’t actually physically touching each other; you literally can’t touch each other, and this is the only time you try. does that fact ever make you reflect on your relationships with your teammates? would you so gleefully have held him if he’d achieved a victory in his personal life, off the ice? in his home? the padding protects you in more ways than one, does it not? isn’t this the nature of human connection, played out on television screens like a soap opera? don’t you think we all watch because we want to hold our friends after their successes and console them after our losses but feel blocked by their armour? by our own?

the nhl player who just physically exerted himself for a full hour who’s still out of breath and sweating and only picked up 1/5th of what i just said: uhhhh, wh— well, it’s a team effort out there, we, uhh, give it 110%—

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9/23 Camp: KONECNY