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Piltover’s Finest

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➏ — A reckless effort it was, Vi holding on the strap of the purse with overbearing confidence that her ego might as well explode. Lips continued to tug wider, clicking her tongue as her lilac hues didn’t leave the sheriffs sight. Just how long had it been since she seen her partner in crime? “You’re only praising because I didn’t break something.” She remarked with a teasing tone, though part of it had to be a correct statement.

Naturally confident in her abilities, it was the romantic part that she wasn’t all too good with given her state of nature. “What are you saying,Cupcake -- I just haven’t seen you in a while so i was certain you’d miss it.” The last time the officer had seen the fellow sheriff..they ended on a romantic note. Oh how complicated the city of hive will make this reunion. “Eh? what the hell--”

Vi felt the swat and slowly jerked her hand back to rest on her own hip, frowning lightly to her partners disapproval. Then again this was nothing out of the norm. “So cruel to me,cupcake.” The pinkette muttered rather loudly before rolling her eyes and eventually crossing her arms. It was always business and no play with this woman... “Did ya hit yourself in the head with your rifle? You’ve been here before, about a year ago or something! Ain’t no damn use trying, this place is already fucked and you should know this. The law is about as corrupted as the slums.”

reunited and it feels so good.

      — { ✖ } — ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴏᴜʙᴛ in her mind that Vi would ever disobey orders when left to her own devices. It had taken her colleagues nearly a year until they could muster up the courage to fully trust her. But now, seeing her own partner in action wrangle up a petty thief, was more than satisfactory in Caitlyn’s mind. There had been something about her, when she had first met her face to face; that relentless drive, that unyielding fire in her eyes. Caitlyn smiled as she walked over to congratulate her. “A wonderful job, Vi.” she said.  “Why, it’s almost as if I don’t–”

       Eyes widened slightly as she felt herself being jerked to the side. Her hips knocked against a part of Vi’s upper thigh and for a split second she felt a bit…startled. Now this was certainly…out of the ordinary. Whatever was the reason? Her eyes looked down at Vi’s hold over her, though just looking certainly wasn’t getting her anywhere. “My, what unusual confidence…–” 

      “–And apparently that arrogance has gotten to your head as well.” With a brusque flick of her wrist, Caitlyn had swatted her partner’s hand away and snatched the purse from Vi’s armored grasp. Her soft voice had now returned to its usual cold and curt tone: the one Vi knew so well. With the lost item in her possession, her poised features returned – she was back to business now. “I’ve never been here before, and you know that. Now let’s pay a visit to the authorities and turn this in. We might as well start working for them now.” And she was already on her way, as if nothing had ever happened.

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Demon Vi Early birthday present for puchipupu

i will do comissions later

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"Can you help me hide a body?"

“Ive got questions but...i don’t want to hear that answers from ya. Go get yourself a shovel and dirt.”

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"Did you hear that?"

“We better get out of here before cupcake catches us, talk about a poor gank if anything...”

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"Let go!"

“Hell no! you don’t understand that fish can’t wear boots alright!”

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Halloween-y, horror and dark sentence starters for your sentencey needs.

"Can you help me hide a body?"

"I won't help you hide a body!"

"There are pumpkins everywhere!"

"What's the knife for?"

"Drop the gun."

"What do you want from me?!"

"Help!"

"Let go!"

"Ssssh, stop screaming."

"I won't have you screaming much longer."

"I can't breathe!"

"Don't touch me!"

"What happened to your face?"

"They're coming."

"We gotta hide!"

"Get down!"

"Can they see us?"

"Blood has such a strong smell."

"Oh my god, there's blood everywhere!"

"...Is that an arm?"

"Oh my god, I think that's a brain."

"Are those... corpses?"

"Smells like corpses."

"... B-behind you."

"Keep running, I'll always find you."

"I'm terrified."

"It's just me, it's just me... But we aren't alone."

"I think... I think there's blood on your face."

"Did you hear that?"

"Come out, make this easy for both of us."

"Run little rabbit, run."

"Can you not hear that?"

"Did you see that?"

"This place is creepy."

"Why did we go to a graveyard on Halloween?"

"Oh my god, are you hurt?"

"What happened to your arm?"

"I'll untie you, we gotta be quick."

"I'm sorry it had to end this way."

"You'll never see them again."

"Pumpkins are cool."

"You think you can escape me?! Think again."

"We can't stop them!"

"Rest in peace."

"BOO!"

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SO I got busy and forgot about Vi.. HOWEVER i will still respond to a few threads that got responded to. BUT i will set up another ad for those who want to interact with this punk~ so capping at 4 for now! Lengths will vary .. also castmates are exempt from the cap!

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Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.

Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.

SHORT

“Marry me.” “Do you want me to leave?” “You are not going without me.” “I can’t believe you!” “I swear it won’t happen again.” “What did you say?” “I’m not jealous.” “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “We can’t keep doing this.” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Isn’t this amazing?” “I’m going to take care of you, okay?” “Stay the night. Please.” “You can’t die. Please don’t die.” “Run away with me.” “You did WHAT?”  “Quit whining.” “Get outta my sight!” “Why are you so annoying?” “Were you ever going to tell me?” “Never in a million years.” “Don’t ask me that…” “I might have had a few shots.” “What’s with the box?” “W- What are you doing?” “Say it!” “I could kiss you right now!” “Are you done with that?” “What’s going on here?” “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!” “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.”  “Did you do this on purpose?!”  “Kiss me.” “Are you still awake..?”  “Excuse you?”  “This is all your fault!” “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!”  “I shouldn’t be in love with you!” “It’s not fair!” “I could kill you right now!” “Knock it off!” “Screw you!” “You’re a complete moron!” “I love this song!” “I can’t be in love with you!” “Make me.” “Don’t tempt me.” “I hate you.” “You are infuriating!” “Just shut up already.” “That doesn’t even make sense.” “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.” “Just admit I’m right.” “Just admit you’re wrong.” “You are being ridiculous!” “That’s irrational.” “Listen to me!” “That’s not what I meant and you know it.” “Don’t yell at me.” “That’s it. End of discussion.” “I don’t believe you.” “You shouldn’t have said that.” “Fuck you!” “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.” “How dare you?” “I dare you!”  “It’s you, it’s always been you.”  “Well this is awkward…” “Just pretend to be my date”.  

MISCELLANEOUS

“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.” “You know what I like most about people? Pets.” “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?” “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.” “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.” “Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.” “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.” “Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?” “Can I touch your boob?” “It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.” “You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?” “Give me cake or give me death.” “On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?” “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?” “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.” “Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.” “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.” “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!” “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?” “I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.” “What have I told you about the toilet seat?” “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.” “I vote today to be a pajama day.” “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.” “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.” “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.” “You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.” “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?” “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.” “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” “I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!” “This would not happen if I had a penis!” “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.” “All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.” “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.”  “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”  “I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.”  “To the night you’ll never remember!” “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?” “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.” “Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.”  “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”  “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!” “This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“ “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.” “I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.” “You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.” “You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?” “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”  “Do you need me to kill someone for you?”  “Look out where you’re going, asshole!”  “Fuck the sandwich guy!”  “I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.”  “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?”  “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.”  “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.” “There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.” “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”    “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.” “It’s midnight, what do you want?”  “I think I know how to use a bed.” “If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.” “You are completely unfit to handle a child.” “We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.” “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”  “When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.” “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”

PREGNANCY

“I have something to tell you…” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m pregnant!” “When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?”  “You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.”  “$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.”  “Pregnancy suits you…” “Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…” “I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!” “There’s someone I’d like you to meet…” “Shh… He/she’s sleeping..” “I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.” “No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!” “Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”

FLUFF

“Your hair is so soft…” “You’re so cute when you pout like that!” “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” “What, does that feel good?” “HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” “Are you wearing my shirt?”  “You are ridiculously comfortable…” “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…” “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…” “You’re beautiful, you know that?” “We should get a puppy!”

STARGAZING

“Aren’t they beautiful?” “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.” “Shooting star, make a wish.” “It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.” “Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.” “Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…” “Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?” “Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.” “This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?” “Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.” “I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.

FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL

“Did you just… finish?” “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.” “I’m not actually feeling anything.” “Are you getting any closer?” “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!” “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.” “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?” “Wow, you’re hot.” “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” “Hey, I’m open minded.” “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.” “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.” “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?” “I see someone’s happy to see me.” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.” “Take off your clothes.”  “Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.” “Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.” “Boobs are really just squishy pillows.”  “If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.”  “Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.” “I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”

TEXTS

[text]: What do you want now? [text]: Do you want to bet on that? [text]: Guess who just got back in town. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now… [text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore! [text]: Come on, come to the party! [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up. [text]: I call bullshit. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you? [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?! [text] I know what you did last summer…

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RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS

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➏ — She was a animal kind of gal, except for a few annoying champions in the league that only deserved a swift punch in the face. “Yer a pretty big puppy aren’t you?” She would murmur loudly, kneeling down before the large black beast to meet with eye-contact. Hand extending to give him a pat or two, “Can you do anything useful? like taking down criminals or playing a mean fetch game?”

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➏ — “Now you still owe me those cronuts or whatever the hell you called those things.”

A perfect conversation starter by yours truly. Hand gripping the back of the chair before twirling it backwards so she could sit improperly. Vi folded her arms on top of the wooden chair, chin resting on her forearms. “Been awhile hasn’t it, impostor. Stayin out of trouble or you’re still up to no good.”  Friend or foe, Vi hadn’t quite thought exactly what she was even after all these years. 

“What did I miss?”

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reunited and it feels so good.

➏ — For such a big world, this city was indeed small in comparison. Vi had made a few reappearances here in Hive, things never seemed to change, except this time around. The enforcer was already familiar with the city and each of its sectors,  easily taking strolls to find some crime that wasn’t being handled by the law enforcement of the city. 

It was this particular time she had encountered a mad who tried to steal a woman’s purse but luckily Vi had chased him down, with her own bare fists she single-handedly taken care of the issue. “Hah! try and run faster,bucko!” she laughed obnoxiously, twirling the purse strap on her pointer finger.

Lilac hues did however catch glimpse of a familiar top hat, a wider grin spreading on the pinkettes face as she darted towards. Partner in crime and Boss lady, It was a surprise to see Caitlyn once again in this cities threshold. Little did Vi know, it wasn’t the same Cait she knew in her past history with the city...oh how time and dimensions was a complicated thing. “Oi! Cupcake, didn’t think they’d drag you back!”  Out of her comforts, an arm reached around the Sheriffs waist, yanking her towards her partner.

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youaremychildnow:

Officer Vi by Koyorin

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“So’ a man walks into my fist..”

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feedercomics:

Piltover’s Finest LOL by PhatOreo

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woop woop. bringing the true dunkmaster back and ready to get her back rollin! SO how about we start off with a Rp ad capped at 4 for now?