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Birds in the garden. I haven’t seen a Tree sparrow/pilfink in my garden for years so I was very pleased to see one yesterday. Värmland, Sweden (October 29, 2022).

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The Ladies of Dragon Age: Absolution 💕😍🥰

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G L A C E O N

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older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

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Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

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I love tits! I have Blue And Great Tits on my feeder and I kind of want to hang a sign on the feeder with an arrow upwards saying “Great Tits Here!” Because I love a pun.

TITS BACK ON TUMBLR???

DON’T MIND IF I DO!!!

#POST TITS

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Unreasonable Ideas

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Elf video games: 300 hour jrpgs with legions of characters and several novels worth of text. Labrynthine upgrade trees and customization options. The most insufferably unintuitive UI possible. A single turn based battle can take hours. Every character has an ennui stat.

Dwarf video games: Basebuilding strategy FPSs that has a whole wiki page on the flexile vs tensile strengths of different building materials. Dwarven rhythm games have minigames where you have to manage supply lines. Mortals cannot comprehend dwarven grand strategy games.

Halfling video games: What appears on the surface to be a viscerally calming farming sim is actually an extraordinarily complex social combat game about cutthroat HOA politics.

Goblin video games: Wildly unbalanced collectathon gatchas where half the fun is finding new hilariously broken strategies. Zany uberviolent team shooters about bugs. MOBAs so bad it's almost art.

Orc video games: Addictive in-browser flash games with names like "Beast Crush 4" and "Borag Meat Game." The art is always kinda bad but in a charming way. The music always slaps.

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And here it is, the prompt list for Crinktober 2019! We hope that everyone is can draw inspiration from the prompts and that they help you come up with something truly magical!

Once again be sure to share so that we can gather as many people as possible. It’d be really cool to see what all of you can come up with with these prompts.

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Reforged

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CRinktober 2019

Hello everyone! October is creeping closer and with it comes inktober. After last years overwhelming success, we have decided to continue CRinktober. The prompt list will be released the 1st of September, a month in advance, so that the people that want to get a head start will have the chance. We will once again be going through the #crinktober and #crinktober2019 tags and reblog it here.

This year we have also created an Instagram account as well as a Twitter account and you can find them here:

https://twitter.com/crinktober

https://www.instagram.com/crinktober/

Once again we hope to see as many people as possible particapatitang, so please share this post as well as the prompt list when it’s posted so that we can spread the word around.

If you have any questions please check our FAQ or send us an ask, and we will be more than happy to help

Stay turnt, friends!

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Escape

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Fjord’s story excites me. The finding of your own self is a strong story that has always moved me. It’s incredibly human. So. Here’s a comic about it. 

 Also: My hc about Fjord’s eyes. 

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lesson

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I’d love to see what the Message spell looks like from the other side lol. Just sitting around, having a restful day and then suddenly, BAM, JESTER (≧▽≦) Poor Essek, ehehe

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Raishan from the first Critical Role campaign. She’s still my favourite villain :)