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Födelsedagshälsningar！ （Happy birthday！）

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+*☆Grattis på bemärkelsedagen☆*+ Pixiv ID: 50747290 Member: ほしる

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Verkar att landet håller med.

Från en stor svensk tidning.

Källa

(Headline says: "A flag worth defending."

Sweden said gay rights

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Woodworking lesson, 1936, Sweden

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Ok but since countries got exposed as being the embodiment of their countries and since they’ve bled into public consciousness and become celebrities of sorts do you think they get invited to talk shows to talk about history n how it was to live in the 17th century. And Sweden is just like: “imma keep it real with you, the water carried the pest, the only liquid I drank was alcohol. Warm beer in the morning, a spoonful of moonshine and another beer for lunch, more beer for dinner and dessert. I was drunk all the time I do NOT remember a single thing from the 1600s.” N Denmark is like: “We weren’t allowed to bathe. I had to carve my dick cheese away with a knife” n Skavlan or Larry King or whatever is like “right thanks didn’t need that last part Mr Køhler but thanks”

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MACO

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Nordic cookies, omg.

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I can't help but notice that Denmark appears to have been wiped off the face of the earth

A Swedish dream (x)

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my dad is a war criminal!

aka 4... well 2 tankmen and a dog

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(Källa)

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Sick Nordic HCs

I was going to answer more asks today, but tbh I’m not feeling all that good, so have this instead. x’)

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When sick, they…

Norway: Becomes a grumpy lil’ shit who avoids everything and everyone. In all honesty Norway is a bit of a snappy prick while sick, but in his defence most of it comes from trying to make sure his magic doesn’t explode in his (or anyone else’s) face while he’s too sick to 100% control it. He only allows the fellow (adult) Nordics, England and/or Scotland to get close while he’s sick, simply because they’re too stubborn to leave him alone. (That, and they can best handle his magic in case something… Happens.)

Denmark: “I’m still alive and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem”. - The whiner. Doesn’t matter if it’s a common cold with just some snot or a 41 Celsius (105,8 Fahrenheit) fever, he will complain about it and let everyone know he’s still alive enough to complain. You only need to start worrying if he starts to get quiet. x)

Sweden: The one who doesn’t realize he’s sick until he drops. He’s not even doing it on purpose - Sweden is usually just so busy with being a dad or various projects he has to the point that he doesn’t realize he’s sick. Sweden doesn’t get sick very often, but when he DOES, he drops. There’s no in-between with this guy; either he’s Prime Health himself or looking/feeling like he’s about to die.

Iceland: Becomes grumpy cocoon of blankets, only his upper head sticking up. He’s not leaving that cocoon of blankets until either he’s not sick anymore or someone forces him out of it. 😂 xD

Finland: “You guys get sick?” (😂). Somehow he has never gotten sick. No one understands how, but Iceland theories the bacillus/viruses are just too scared of him. The others are inclined to agree due to lack of evidence of otherwise. xD

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Off topic, but I'm sure all the nations have had moments like this.

aph nations’ existential crises are v funny to me

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u like sufin so how do you think they live?

You'd be correct in me liking SuFin! 💛 💙 🤍 However, as nations I believe they need and have several homes, considering they still have work to do in their own respective country. So, with that said I headcanon they have...

Sweden: - Apartment in Stockholm, (his capital). - Hidden house by Ladonien/Ladonia.

(I hc Sweden doesn't like living in the big cities, hence why I eventually decided against adding an apartment in Gothenburg and/or Malmö. I headcanon the 1-Room apartment in Stockholm is just used as a safe teleport/"nation-jump" point for him in order to reach or leave work quicker - or possibly an overnight stay if Ladonia is having a sleepover with a friend somewhere. Otherwise Sweden's priority is obviously always to go back home after work, to Ladonia, even during the weeks they don't spend with Sealand and Finland.)

Finland: - Apartment in Helsinki, (his capital). - Hidden cabin/house in Moominworld, just outside of Naantali. (Finland isn't sure how legal this move was, but who's gonna stop him? He's the personification of Finland himself. But yeah, he keeps this one very hidden just in case. 😂)

- Hidden house a bit outside of Oulu.

I also headcanon the house which shows up for like 6 seconds in the new anime season to have been Finland's house just outside Oulu.

(Considering the way Estonia phrased his words just moments before this screenshot, it makes sense Finland was somewhere on his own lands at the time rather in a shared house.)

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Shared: - A hidden cabin/house on Fin's side of the 3-point border.

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The shared house on the 3-Point border has also become the inofficial Holiday House where they celebrate all bigger holidays and birthdays with the Nordic family. Iceland even has his own room in the house, but everyone else get to share the guestroom with bunkbeds enough for a total of 8 guests.

[ Upon being asked why he didn't simply build enough rooms for at least each one of the Nordics while he was at it anyway, Sweden gave the excuse Iceland is a teenager further away from home and needs better comfort/privacy - and surely the rest don’t mind sharing a room while visiting his and Finland's home anyway. B-llshit reason really, but Iceland gleefully doesn't mind while Norway and Denmark fight for the best bunkbed. ] 😂 xD

However, perhaps most importantly the 3-Point house is the one Sweden built for the SuFin family to stay during the weeks when they have the kids over (mainly Sealand and Ladonia). In this house Sweden and Finland share a bedroom, Sealand & Ladonia share their own (with an additional room being planned to be built once they grow a little older), and Iceland has his own. The guestroom has enough bunkbeds for a total of 8 people.

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[ * Hidden? If I have stated a home is hidden it's either because of security and/or privacy reason. These homes are NOT known to their governments or people in general, and only known to a selectve few nations. Unless otherwise stated these homes are hidden with the help of Norway's magic. ]

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Reblogging purely for the image of Sweden almost killing himself in a sauna for no reason other than to outlast Denmark.

I'm surprised Sweden managed to last until 102c. I'm Swedish, but I personally melt in anything above 25+ Celsius. 😂 xD . On the flip-side I can walk around in shorts and t-shirt in -20 Celsius and snow if no one stops me, so perhaps it evens out. 😂 xD

Hi Jezzica! Well, it was quite a show! He wanted to beat Denmark so badly that he waited like a steadfast tin soldier until Denmark got up and left, then immediately after Sweden stumbled out.

There's only 1°C between them, but to Sweden, that's a victory 😅

Let's just say that there's no stranger sight than two naked men laying in the grass outside sweating yet shivering, and that it's a good thing my closest neighbour lives 4 kilometres away!

I hope you enjoy that mental image.

Love, Suomi 🧖🏼

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i lost the joke in my mind so just have a doodle