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i am allowed to call a grown man “babygirl” it is my god given right

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Hot take but like…. trans people like don’t have to disclose that they are trans if they don’t want to. Trans people can work with you, be friends with you, and yes, even flirt with you, and not have to tell you they are trans. Our existence doesn’t require a full disclosure agreement.

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i’m back at my ancestral home (lowe’s) and I just watched a very burly man in a lot of flannel carry a potted orchid SO TENDERLY across the parking lot

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stability is overrated…. not crying in public transport is boring

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eats a peanut before i suck ur dick so my throat closes and creates a tighter grip

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my house is haunted because i live here

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hey, big shout out to the first public himbo supporter, the original lady of the one brain cell beefcake

she was ahead of her time

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I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

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me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

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+bonus:

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yall want replies but we’ve had messenger pigeons since the 1800’s???

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texting

girl: im dying

me: without me? :/

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EXCEPT FOR THE FACT IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY

MY

F U C K I N G

BIRTHDAY

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Anaïs Nin, The Early Diary of Anaïs Nin, 1923–1927